Saturday, July 6, 2024

1883 BEFORE MY TIME FOOTBALL LEAGUE

ALLISTOR McCALLISTER
CRETE SPARTANS
BALMORIAL PARK 
CAPACITY 7300

John 'Stop Sign' Poe-38 yrs old. Poe is an author of Penny Dreadful books which has made him wealthy. Poe is originally from England and came to the United States in 1880 and lives in Florida. John hired Stefan King a ex-college football coach to lead the Crete Spartans. The Spartans are a Smash Mouth team relying on the run to get points on the scoreboard
Running Back Invisible Monohan comes Springfield, Illinois and will put up points quickly.
Defense Back Cork Stopper can change a came quickly with his punt blocking. 

OMAHA T-BONES
AMMUNITION FIELD
CAPACITY 8500
Reginald Thompson is 59 years old and is the owner of Thompson Arms and Ammunition. Thompson has money to burn. Reginald lives in Texas and football is the name of the game there.
T-Bone coach Lester Smooch comes from Dayton, OH and has coached and played football in the States. He has not been a winning coach, however Thompson likes his leadership skills.
QB Terry Rickshaw can run and is more suited for a Run-n-Gun style coach, however his running skills can keep defenses something to watch for.
DB Avocado Greer from Dyer, IN played at Notre Dame and put up great numbers. 

CINCINNATI POLSKAS
PIEROGI POLO GROUNDS
CAPACITY 9600

Feliks Konjanski is an immigrant from the Mother Land of Poland. Konjanski is in steel manufacturing and owns Polska Steel Works in Pennsylvania. At the age of 47 Feliks has been looking for a new investment. 
Michael Christin has bounced around football teams for 10 years and his longest coaching job was 3 years and shortest 1 hour. Christin 42 years old is from Nebraska and wants his RB Slips Thomas to lead the Smash Mouth offense.
LB "Mean Joe" Reds was released from a 5 year prison sentence for battery. Konjanski believes in second chances and has watched "Mean Joe" play in the prison leagues. 

TULSA STORMCHASERS
WELLS FARGO STADIUM
'the Wind Tunnel'
CAPACITY 9800

Brett Hazard is a B-Movie Star, starring in westerns. At age 61 Hazard was thrown off a horse and can not ride horses anymore. He was looking for a business venture when fan Allistor McCallister contacted him about his football league.
Hazard is a hard-nose owner and does not put up with poor performances.
He hired Major Sergeant an ex-Army football coach to lead the Stormchasers. Major is from Fargo, ND and has a balanced approach which can work well for QB Chish Michaels from New York City. Michaels is known to be a playboy does not see eye-to-eye with Sergeant's play calling. Jon 'Dance' Ragan, 31 years old, believes Michaels will not last long.
The team needs some improvements on offense and defense. Major Sergeant could be on the chopping block is things do not go well.

SAN ANTONIO KNIGHTS
FIZZ COLA FIELD
CAPACITY 8900

Mary Oster is the CEO of Fizz Cola the third largest soft drink company in the world. No one is sure how much money Mary has, but it is rumored she is a billionaires. Mary's dad, Raymond 'Tincan' Oster played professional football for 15 years for a various of teams and coached for 10. Mary has grown up living and breathing football from her father.
She hired balanced style coach Timon Beets from Montana University.
Beets had a successful coaching career in college winning 3 titles with Montana. Beets believes in that players need practice to become successful on the field.
The offense can use some work and is lead by QB Bo Samples needs to make quicker decisions in the pocket. Beets has worked with him this off season and expects improvement.
DB No-Way Hosay points his finger after he hard hits a receiver to drop passes. At 6'11' he is hard to pass over. No-Way has lost weight so he can keep up with the quick receivers.

ALBUQUERQUE GENERALS
FIREWORK PARK
'BOOMSVILLE'
CAPACITY 11,000

Tango Party is a mystery. No one is sure how he has made his money. Tango reports he deals with dynamite and fireworks all over the world. Tango's has investors in overseas who are looking into the football market.
'Big Rufus" Tanks is the Smash Mouth coach of the Generals. Tanks is known to have a temper and has been thrown out of 25 stadiums around the world due to not agreeing with referee's calls. He promised Tango Party he will control his temper and Tango has made sure as each out burst will cost Tanks $100.00 per incident.
RB Wally Paintdry can light up the field with his moves. Paintdry had played professional football for 10 years. At the age of 39 years old many believe he is washed up.
LM Witka Pedia is the general of the lack-luster defense of the Generals. He has taken it upon himself to get the defense playing at a higher level




 

WEEK #1 BMTFL

 BMTFL WEEK #1

HIGHLIGHTS



                                                         

CRETE SPARTANS VS. TULSA STORMCHASERS


Q1: CRETE 28 YD FG
       TULSA CHISH MICHAELS SACKED BY TRIPP PEGS
CRETE 3  TULSA 0

Q2:  CRETE: WOLVERINE 28 YD REC TD XP GOOD
        TULSA: CHISH MICHAELS SACKED BY PILEDRIVER  DRIVER
                                          CRETE 10  TULSA 0

Q3:  TULSA GETS PUNT BLOCKED BY CORK STOPPER
        CRETE MONOHAN 5 YD TD RUN XP GOOD
        CRETE 17  TULSA 0

Q4: TULSA NO OFFENSE
       CRETE MONOHAN 1 YD TD RUN XP GOOD
       CRETE 24  TULSA 0         



SAN ANTONIO KNIGHTS VS OMAHA T-BONES

                                                              

Q1: SAN ANTONIO THOMS 17 YD RUN TD XP GOOD
       OMAHA MASON 57 YD PR TD XP GOOD
SAN ANTONIO 7  OMAHA 7

Q2:  SAN ANTONIO NO OFFENSE
        OMAHA CRUISE 39 PASS REC TD  XP GOOD
                                           SAN ANTONIO 7  OMAHA 14     


Q3: OMAHA RICKSHAW 2 YD TD RUN
       OMAHA 29  YD FG
      SAN ANTONIO 50 YD FG
      SAN ANTONIO 10  OMAHA 24

Q4: OMAHA TERRY RICKSHAW SACKED BY CROOKS ROBINSON
       SAN ANTONIO THOMS 3 YD TD RUN   XP GOOD
       SAN ANTONIO 17  OMAHA 24    


ALBUQUERQUE GENERALS VS. CINCINNATI POLSKAS



 

Q1: CINCINNATI THOMAS 2 YD PASS REC TD XP GOOD
       ALBUQUERQUE SMEARS 18 YD PASS REC TD XP                 GOOD
       ALBUQUERQUE SMEARS 21 YD PASS REC TD XP NO         GOOD
       ALBUQUERQUE 13  CINCINNATI 7

Q2: CINCINNATI TIGER FREEMAN SACKED BY LOU QUEEN
       ALBUQUERQUE DEFLECTED PASS BY DICK BUTKISS
       ALBUQUERQUE 13   CINCINNATI 7

Q3:  ALBUQUERQUE 42 YD FG
        CINCINNATI TIGER FREEMAN SACKED BY WITKA PEDIA
        ALBUQUERQUE  16  CINCINNATI 7

Q4:  ALBUQUERQUE SMEARS 56 PASS REC TD XP GOOD
        CINCINNATI THOMAS 11 YD TD RUN XPG
        CINCINNATI WATERS 11 YD TD RUN XP NO GOOD
        ALBUQUERQUE  23   CINCINNATI 20    



BEFORE MY TIME FOOTBALL LEAGUE (BMTFL) 1883

 BEFORE MY TIME FOOTBALL LEAGUE

(BMTFL)

EST. 1883

Before My Time Football League is a fictional league having highlights regulate play during the regular season. The Champs Cup will be played in full.  The game engine is Pen and Paper Football by John M Stater. You can purchase the game book at DriveThruRPG.com for $1.99 in a PDF.
As the seasons progresses, the off-season will have income changes; teams folding or moving; team development; and star players emerge. New major and minor markets will become available. The BMTFL will expand to more teams in the future.
Stats will be taken in touch downs scored, field goals, extra points, punts blocked, pass deflections, interceptions, and sacks. The league is not about the stats, it is about the development of the teams.

The Teams:



CRETE SPARTANS

OFFENSE: +9     
DEFENSE: +10

OWNER: JOHN 'STOP SIGN' POE
COACH: STEFAN KING
STYLE: SMASH MOUTH

QB: AIRBOURNE ROBERS       10  +3
RB: INVISIBLE MONOHAN     13  +5
WR: LOGAN WOLVERINE        8   +1

LM: TRIPPS PEGS                        9   +4
LB: PILE DRIVER BRAWLER   9    +3
DB: CORK STOPPER                  13   +3










OMAHA T-BONES

OFFENSE:  +10
DEFENSE:  +8

OWNER: REGINALD THOMPSON
COACH: LESTER SMOOCH
STYLE: SMASH MOUTH

QB: TERRY RICKSHAW    15   +4
RB:  JEREMY CRUISE         9   +4
WR: BONGO MASON         12   +2

LM: MONGO STEELE        10   +4
LB:  RAUMAN BLUE            8   +2
DB:  AVOCADO GREER      12  +2










ALBUQUERQUE GENERALS

OFFENSE:   +10
DEFENSE:     +6

OWNER: TANGO PARTY
COACH: 'BIG RUFUS' TANKS
STYLE: SMASH MOUTH

QB: BEAGLE STARR           11   +3
RB: WALLY PAINTDRY       15   +5
WR: DEVON' SMEARS         9    +2

LM: WITKA PEDIA              12   +4
LB:  SCORCH BUTTERS      8    +2
DB: LOU QUEEN                    5      0










SAN ANTONIO KNIGHTS

OFFENSE:   +7
DEFENSE:   +10

OWNER: MARY OSTER
COACH: TIMON BEETS
STYLE: BALANCED

QB: BO SAMPLES                   10   +3
RB: FLASH THOMAS              7    +2
WR: MAX VENOM                   8    +2

LM: BRAKES CHAINMAILLE     9   +4
LB:  CROOKS ROBINSON            9    +3
DB:  NO-WAY HOSAY                    13   +3










CINCINNATI POLSKAS

OFFENSE: +12
DEFENSE:  +8

OWNER: FELIKS KONJANSKI
COACH: MICHAEL CHRISTIN
STYLE: SMASH MOUTH

QB: TIGER FREEMAN                    13   +4
RB:  SLIPS THOMAS                       14    +5
WR: PIEDMONT WATERS             15    +3

LM: DICK BUTTKISS                      9     +4
LB: 'MEAN JOE' REDS                   11    +3
DB:  HASHTAG UNIVERSE             7    +1










TULSA STORMCHASERS

OFFENSE:  +7
DEFENSE:  +9

OWNER: BRETT HAZARD
COACH: MAJOR SERGEANT
STYLE: BALANCED

QB: CHISH MICHAELS                    7    +2
RB:  JON 'DANCE' RAGAN             15   +4
WR: 'SPEEDY' SANCHEZ                 4    +1

LM: JERRY FLEA                                9    +3
LB: SMASH CONNORS                     12   +3
DB: LOGAN BASS                              10    +3

Sunday, March 17, 2024

BALMORAL MOTORSPORTS RACING RACE #4

 BMR RACE #4

GULF OIL 500
TUSCOLA MOTORSPEEDWAY
INTERMEDIATE TRACK

WINNER: #12 Ernie Maldonado 25 pts

 #2: #3 Mark D'Amico 20 pts
 #3: #4 Denny Stoffel 19 pts
 #4: #82 Matt Keener 18 pts
 #5: #39 Brunson Hughson 17 pts
 #6: #18 Earl Berman, Jr. 16 pts
 #7: #21 Craig Felder 15 pts

 #8: #28 Jimmie Cottrell 14 pts
 #9: #49 Adler Brown 13 pts
#10: #73 Ralph Roach 12 pts
#11: #99 Bobby Parris 11 pts
#12: #46 Art Farias 10 pts
#13: #34 Kenny Jeffers 9 pts
#14: #5 Vic Holder 8 pts
#15: #27 Andy McGreevey 7 pts
#16: #11 Lemon Resendez 6 pts
#17: #89 Guidry Thibodeaux 5 pts
#18: #24 Brian Hartsell 4 pts
#19: #8 Ed Swanson 3 pts

#20: #20 Winslow Weathers 2 pts

LEAD CHANGES: 15   DRIVERS: 14

CAUTIONS: 5  DRIVERS: 28  WRECKED: 9

PROBLEMS: 9  DNF: 4

STANDINGS:

 #1: Ernie Maldonado 61 pts
 #2: Hooks Troyer 56 pts
 #3: Matt Keener 55 pts
 #4: Earl Berman, Jr.  49 pts
 #5: Mark D'Amico  47 pts
 #6: Pete Pettis  46 pts
 #7: Denny Stoffel 44 pts
 #8: Jimmie Cottrell 39 pts
 #9: Dick Exham 35 pts
#10: Carroll Worthington 34 pts.

WINNERS:
#4 Denny Stoffel
#18 Earl Berma, Jr
#77 Hooks Troyer
#12 Ernie Maldonado

BALMORAL MOTORSPORTS RACING (BMR) RACE #3

 DOT-COLA 400

CHAMPAGNE REGIONAL SPEEDWAY
SHORT 1.0 MI OVAL

WINNER: #77 HOOKS TROYER -25 pts

 2. #66X Wayne Montana -- 20 pts
 3. #13 Dick Exham -- 19 pts
 4. #7 Pete Pettis -- 18 pts
 5. #44 Fred Shaver -- 17 pts
 6. #3 Mark D'Amico -- 16 pts
 7. #6 Carroll Worthington -- 15 pts

 8. #24 Brian Hartsell -- 14 pts
 9. #82 Matt Keener -- 13 pts
10. #99 Bobby Parris -- 12 pts
11. #28 Jimmie Cottrell -- 11 pts
12. #8 Ed Swanson -- 10 pts
13. #11 Lemon Resendez -- 9 pts
14. #18 Earl Berman, Jr. -- 8 pts
15. #22 Phil Clooney -- 7 pts
16. #17 Everett Davis -- 6 pts
17. #21 Craig Felder -- 5 pts
18. #39 Brunson Hughson -- 4 pts
19. #36 Ruff Thurston -- 3 pts

20. #20 Winslow Weathers -- 2 pts

Lead Changes: 16/ 11 Drivers

Cautions: 5 14 Drivers/4 OUT

Problems: 9 

STANDINGS

1. #77 Hooks Troyer -- 56 pts
2. #7 Pete Pettis -- 46 pts
3. #82 Matt Keener -- 37 pts
4. #12 Ernie Maldonado -- 36 pts
5. #13 Dick Exham -- 35 pts
6. #6 Carroll Worthington -- 34 pts
7. #17 Everett Davis -- 33 pts
8. #18 Earl Berman, Jr. -- 33 pts
9. #24 Brian Hartsell -- 29 pts
10. #3 Mark D'Amico -- 27

Thursday, March 14, 2024

BSF WRESTLING FEDERATION CARD 2024-009 MEN

BLOOD, SWEAT, and FEARS WRESTLING FEDERATION

BACKYARD BRAWLS

The End of Rocky

HOWARD SCHORR: Welcome everyone for another night of Blood, Sweat, and Fear at the Squared Circle Arena. I would like to address two things this evening. The first is Shrink, Inc.

As everyone knows Shrink, Inc is started by Doc Terminal and the present members are The Mindreader, The Seventh Sense, and Creeper Tod Crawley. These gentlemen believe they can over throw The General Manager and The Conglomerate and take over the BSF.

Let it be know that this will never happen and in the works is the dismantling of this group. This evening Doc Terminal will be a three man match against Grady from 80 and Hector Puleo. If Doc Terminal wants to over throw the BSF he needs to show that he can show it in the ring which I doubt he will. The BSF will not put up with anymore of Skrink, Inc.

The second announcement is that next week my son, Emerson will be going out and finding new talent in the backyards of America. For the next  eight weeks we will go live to his location to see matches of up and coming talent for the federation. The winners will face each other for a "Young Guns" tournament. All participants will enter the new training facility to increase their talents to possibly join the BSF in the upcoming future. I know I am looking forward to it and I hope you are to. Now to the wrestling.

KURT ENGEL d. DARIUS CAESAR [67]
    Engel finishes Darius Caesar with "Engel Lock" Ankle Lock.

THE HEADTRIP d. THE MINDREADER [44]
    The Mindreader loses to The Headtrip's finisher "Trip Down Memory Lane" a Leg Sweep and Forearm Smash. Skrink, Inc. cannot pull any wins and could be looking to be extinct from the BSF.

JUDGE JOE RIDGE d. BEARD-O [36]
    Beard-O's valet, Teresa Meyers Ingalls (TMI), makes a turn and is in Judge Joe Ridge's corner. Beard-O and everyone else did not see this coming. Is this for real or a ruse by Beard-O.
    Judge Joe Ridge uses finisher "This Court is Adjourned" defeating Beard-O. Immediately, TMI goes to Judge Joe and hands his gravel to him. This looks like it is real or we do not know all the particulars.

HECTOR PULEO d. GRADY FROM 80' and DOC TERMINAL [58]
    Grady from 80' leaves the ring to put a beating on Doc Terminal, however the referee keeps warning him to get back into the ring. He does not and is disqualified from the match. Doc Terminal tries to do his best against Hector Puleo, but Hector keeps throwing him around the ring. The rest of Shrink, Inc. cannot be found. Puleo finishes off Doc Terminal "La Treminda" Reverse Full Nelson Slam for the win.

BOLT BICKFORD d. BAD NEWS BARRIE [69]
    Both wrestlers try to pin the other, however they kick out of their pin attempts. As the match goes on Bolt comes off the ropes and finishes Barrie with the "Coastal Carolina Tidal Wave" Body Press and wins the match.

FORCE OF NATURE d. SEVENTH SENSE [68]
    Before the match even begins, Seventh Sense steals Force of Nature's "pet rock" and throws to Doc Terminal who runs out of the Squared Circle. Keith @ PLAAY reports that the "pet rock" was grinded up by Shrink, Inc. Force of Nature seems besides himself and it looks like he is grieving the lost of the "pet rock."
    Force of Nature goes after Seventh Sense and keeps him busy through out the match. Seventh Sense cannot get on the offensive as Force of Nature does a 'Electrical Chair' move followed by a 'Under Hook Face Driver which drops Seventh Sense to the mat. 
    Force of Nature covers him for the pin.

AFR STEVE: I know the commission, The GM, and The Conglomerate do not like the ways of Shrink, Inc., however they bring in a good show when others face them in the ring. Will Shrink, Inc be eliminated from the BSF as they only have two wins between them all? You never know what will happen in the BSF.

FORCE OF NATURE is seen outside tearing apart the machine that grinded his "pet rock" to rock dust all over the parking area. "I demand justice for this." Force of Nature is seen weeping. We had no idea they Force of Nature had a relationship with this "pet rock."

"ROCKY"
R.I.P.
??/??/????-03/13/2024
"You are now dust in the wind."

ATTENDENANCE: 17100
MONIES: 684000





 

Wednesday, March 13, 2024

BLOOD, SWEAT, AND FEARS WRESTLING FEDERATION CARD 2024-008 MENS

CARD 2024-008

JUDGE AND JURY d. SHRINK, INC. [40]
    The Mindreader and Seventh Sense had the advantage for most of the match. Kurt Engel missed his finisher, but tagged Judge Joe Ridge who held court and pinned The Mindreader.

DOKIE DUSTER OAKEY d. COUNT HAMMERLI VON FLUKER [41]
    The Count had Oakey on the ropes, but due to his injury he could not pull off his specialty. Oakey comes back and pins Count Hammerli Von Fluker for the win.

THE PREDICAMENT d. BRUNO BILTWELL [42]
    Bruno made a come back surge and tries to pin The Predicament. 1..2.. and The Predicament kicks out of the pin attempt and uses 'Cradle Neck Breaker.' Bruno is down and The Predicament covers him for the pin.

CHUCK SPLATTER d. OUTLAW ROWDY [54]
    Splatter surges back after celebrity Bill Murray's antics in the ring and the match was restarted. Splatter used his finisher, "Top Shelf" Choke Slam to win the match.

THE CARNIVAL OF CARNAGE with THE BOOKER
GUEST: FORCE OF NATURE
    The interview did not even start when Bolt Bickford enter the room and challenged Force of Nature to a "Ladder Match" in two weeks.

MISTER HENDERSON d. PLANET CAFFEY [62]
    Both wrestlers got the other out of the ring to try to get an advantage, but both were even late into the match. Mister Henderson pins Planet Caffey in a close match.

Inside the VIP SUITE of The General Manager, the GM watches the matches and the Schorr's. He is awaiting any word on the upcoming "Backyard Brawl" segment to begin this month. He gets on the phone and tells whoever answered that Howard Schorr will announce next week about the upcoming event. He also mentions to add Doc Terminal to Grady from 80 and Hector Puleo match. He is overheard by saying, "I want Shrink, Inc dismantled."

 

1883 BEFORE MY TIME FOOTBALL LEAGUE

ALLISTOR McCALLISTER CRETE SPARTANS BALMORIAL PARK  CAPACITY 7300 John 'Stop Sign' Poe-38 yrs old. Poe is an author of Penny Dreadfu...