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Saturday, July 6, 2024
WEEK #1 BMTFL
BMTFL WEEK #1
HIGHLIGHTS
CRETE SPARTANS VS. TULSA STORMCHASERS
Q1: CRETE 28 YD FG
TULSA CHISH MICHAELS SACKED BY TRIPP PEGS
CRETE 3 TULSA 0
Q2: CRETE: WOLVERINE 28 YD REC TD XP GOOD
TULSA: CHISH MICHAELS SACKED BY PILEDRIVER DRIVER
CRETE 10 TULSA 0
Q3: TULSA GETS PUNT BLOCKED BY CORK STOPPER
CRETE MONOHAN 5 YD TD RUN XP GOOD
CRETE 17 TULSA 0
Q4: TULSA NO OFFENSE
CRETE MONOHAN 1 YD TD RUN XP GOOD
CRETE 24 TULSA 0
SAN ANTONIO KNIGHTS VS OMAHA T-BONES
Q1: SAN ANTONIO THOMS 17 YD RUN TD XP GOOD
OMAHA MASON 57 YD PR TD XP GOOD
SAN ANTONIO 7 OMAHA 7
Q2: SAN ANTONIO NO OFFENSE
OMAHA CRUISE 39 PASS REC TD XP GOOD
SAN ANTONIO 7 OMAHA 14
Q3: OMAHA RICKSHAW 2 YD TD RUN
OMAHA 29 YD FG
SAN ANTONIO 50 YD FG
SAN ANTONIO 10 OMAHA 24
Q4: OMAHA TERRY RICKSHAW SACKED BY CROOKS ROBINSON
SAN ANTONIO THOMS 3 YD TD RUN XP GOOD
SAN ANTONIO 17 OMAHA 24
ALBUQUERQUE SMEARS 18 YD PASS REC TD XP GOOD
ALBUQUERQUE SMEARS 21 YD PASS REC TD XP NO GOOD
ALBUQUERQUE 13 CINCINNATI 7
Q2: CINCINNATI TIGER FREEMAN SACKED BY LOU QUEEN
ALBUQUERQUE DEFLECTED PASS BY DICK BUTKISS
ALBUQUERQUE 13 CINCINNATI 7
Q3: ALBUQUERQUE 42 YD FG
CINCINNATI TIGER FREEMAN SACKED BY WITKA PEDIA
ALBUQUERQUE 16 CINCINNATI 7
Q4: ALBUQUERQUE SMEARS 56 PASS REC TD XP GOOD
CINCINNATI THOMAS 11 YD TD RUN XPG
CINCINNATI WATERS 11 YD TD RUN XP NO GOOD
ALBUQUERQUE 23 CINCINNATI 20
BEFORE MY TIME FOOTBALL LEAGUE (BMTFL) 1883
BEFORE MY TIME FOOTBALL LEAGUE
(BMTFL)
EST. 1883
Before My Time Football League is a fictional league having highlights regulate play during the regular season. The Champs Cup will be played in full. The game engine is Pen and Paper Football by John M Stater. You can purchase the game book at DriveThruRPG.com for $1.99 in a PDF.
As the seasons progresses, the off-season will have income changes; teams folding or moving; team development; and star players emerge. New major and minor markets will become available. The BMTFL will expand to more teams in the future.
Stats will be taken in touch downs scored, field goals, extra points, punts blocked, pass deflections, interceptions, and sacks. The league is not about the stats, it is about the development of the teams.
The Teams:
CRETE SPARTANS
OFFENSE: +9
DEFENSE: +10
OWNER: JOHN 'STOP SIGN' POE
COACH: STEFAN KING
STYLE: SMASH MOUTH
QB: AIRBOURNE ROBERS 10 +3
RB: INVISIBLE MONOHAN 13 +5
WR: LOGAN WOLVERINE 8 +1
LM: TRIPPS PEGS 9 +4
LB: PILE DRIVER BRAWLER 9 +3
DB: CORK STOPPER 13 +3
OMAHA T-BONES
OFFENSE: +10
DEFENSE: +8
OWNER: REGINALD THOMPSON
COACH: LESTER SMOOCH
STYLE: SMASH MOUTH
QB: TERRY RICKSHAW 15 +4
RB: JEREMY CRUISE 9 +4
WR: BONGO MASON 12 +2
LM: MONGO STEELE 10 +4
LB: RAUMAN BLUE 8 +2
DB: AVOCADO GREER 12 +2
ALBUQUERQUE GENERALS
OFFENSE: +10
DEFENSE: +6
OWNER: TANGO PARTY
COACH: 'BIG RUFUS' TANKS
STYLE: SMASH MOUTH
QB: BEAGLE STARR 11 +3
RB: WALLY PAINTDRY 15 +5
WR: DEVON' SMEARS 9 +2
LM: WITKA PEDIA 12 +4
LB: SCORCH BUTTERS 8 +2
DB: LOU QUEEN 5 0
SAN ANTONIO KNIGHTS
OFFENSE: +7
DEFENSE: +10
OWNER: MARY OSTER
COACH: TIMON BEETS
STYLE: BALANCED
QB: BO SAMPLES 10 +3
RB: FLASH THOMAS 7 +2
WR: MAX VENOM 8 +2
LM: BRAKES CHAINMAILLE 9 +4
LB: CROOKS ROBINSON 9 +3
DB: NO-WAY HOSAY 13 +3
CINCINNATI POLSKAS
OFFENSE: +12
DEFENSE: +8
OWNER: FELIKS KONJANSKI
COACH: MICHAEL CHRISTIN
STYLE: SMASH MOUTH
QB: TIGER FREEMAN 13 +4
RB: SLIPS THOMAS 14 +5
WR: PIEDMONT WATERS 15 +3
LM: DICK BUTTKISS 9 +4
LB: 'MEAN JOE' REDS 11 +3
DB: HASHTAG UNIVERSE 7 +1
TULSA STORMCHASERS
OFFENSE: +7
DEFENSE: +9
OWNER: BRETT HAZARD
COACH: MAJOR SERGEANT
STYLE: BALANCED
QB: CHISH MICHAELS 7 +2
RB: JON 'DANCE' RAGAN 15 +4
WR: 'SPEEDY' SANCHEZ 4 +1
LM: JERRY FLEA 9 +3
LB: SMASH CONNORS 12 +3
DB: LOGAN BASS 10 +3
Sunday, March 17, 2024
BALMORAL MOTORSPORTS RACING RACE #4
BMR RACE #4
GULF OIL 500
TUSCOLA MOTORSPEEDWAY
INTERMEDIATE TRACK
WINNER: #12 Ernie Maldonado 25 pts
#2: #3 Mark D'Amico 20 pts
#3: #4 Denny Stoffel 19 pts
#4: #82 Matt Keener 18 pts
#5: #39 Brunson Hughson 17 pts
#6: #18 Earl Berman, Jr. 16 pts
#7: #21 Craig Felder 15 pts
#8: #28 Jimmie Cottrell 14 pts
#9: #49 Adler Brown 13 pts
#10: #73 Ralph Roach 12 pts
#11: #99 Bobby Parris 11 pts
#12: #46 Art Farias 10 pts
#13: #34 Kenny Jeffers 9 pts
#14: #5 Vic Holder 8 pts
#15: #27 Andy McGreevey 7 pts
#16: #11 Lemon Resendez 6 pts
#17: #89 Guidry Thibodeaux 5 pts
#18: #24 Brian Hartsell 4 pts
#19: #8 Ed Swanson 3 pts
#20: #20 Winslow Weathers 2 pts
LEAD CHANGES: 15 DRIVERS: 14
CAUTIONS: 5 DRIVERS: 28 WRECKED: 9
PROBLEMS: 9 DNF: 4
STANDINGS:
#1: Ernie Maldonado 61 pts
#2: Hooks Troyer 56 pts
#3: Matt Keener 55 pts
#4: Earl Berman, Jr. 49 pts
#5: Mark D'Amico 47 pts
#6: Pete Pettis 46 pts
#7: Denny Stoffel 44 pts
#8: Jimmie Cottrell 39 pts
#9: Dick Exham 35 pts
#10: Carroll Worthington 34 pts.
WINNERS:
#4 Denny Stoffel
#18 Earl Berma, Jr
#77 Hooks Troyer
#12 Ernie Maldonado
BALMORAL MOTORSPORTS RACING (BMR) RACE #3
DOT-COLA 400
CHAMPAGNE REGIONAL SPEEDWAY
SHORT 1.0 MI OVAL
WINNER: #77 HOOKS TROYER -25 pts
2. #66X Wayne Montana -- 20 pts
3. #13 Dick Exham -- 19 pts
4. #7 Pete Pettis -- 18 pts
5. #44 Fred Shaver -- 17 pts
6. #3 Mark D'Amico -- 16 pts
7. #6 Carroll Worthington -- 15 pts
8. #24 Brian Hartsell -- 14 pts
9. #82 Matt Keener -- 13 pts
10. #99 Bobby Parris -- 12 pts
11. #28 Jimmie Cottrell -- 11 pts
12. #8 Ed Swanson -- 10 pts
13. #11 Lemon Resendez -- 9 pts
14. #18 Earl Berman, Jr. -- 8 pts
15. #22 Phil Clooney -- 7 pts
16. #17 Everett Davis -- 6 pts
17. #21 Craig Felder -- 5 pts
18. #39 Brunson Hughson -- 4 pts
19. #36 Ruff Thurston -- 3 pts
20. #20 Winslow Weathers -- 2 pts
Lead Changes: 16/ 11 Drivers
Cautions: 5 14 Drivers/4 OUT
Problems: 9
STANDINGS
1. #77 Hooks Troyer -- 56 pts
2. #7 Pete Pettis -- 46 pts
3. #82 Matt Keener -- 37 pts
4. #12 Ernie Maldonado -- 36 pts
5. #13 Dick Exham -- 35 pts
6. #6 Carroll Worthington -- 34 pts
7. #17 Everett Davis -- 33 pts
8. #18 Earl Berman, Jr. -- 33 pts
9. #24 Brian Hartsell -- 29 pts
10. #3 Mark D'Amico -- 27
Thursday, March 14, 2024
BSF WRESTLING FEDERATION CARD 2024-009 MEN
BLOOD, SWEAT, and FEARS WRESTLING FEDERATION
BACKYARD BRAWLS
The End of Rocky
HOWARD SCHORR: Welcome everyone for another night of Blood, Sweat, and Fear at the Squared Circle Arena. I would like to address two things this evening. The first is Shrink, Inc.
As everyone knows Shrink, Inc is started by Doc Terminal and the present members are The Mindreader, The Seventh Sense, and Creeper Tod Crawley. These gentlemen believe they can over throw The General Manager and The Conglomerate and take over the BSF.
Let it be know that this will never happen and in the works is the dismantling of this group. This evening Doc Terminal will be a three man match against Grady from 80 and Hector Puleo. If Doc Terminal wants to over throw the BSF he needs to show that he can show it in the ring which I doubt he will. The BSF will not put up with anymore of Skrink, Inc.
The second announcement is that next week my son, Emerson will be going out and finding new talent in the backyards of America. For the next eight weeks we will go live to his location to see matches of up and coming talent for the federation. The winners will face each other for a "Young Guns" tournament. All participants will enter the new training facility to increase their talents to possibly join the BSF in the upcoming future. I know I am looking forward to it and I hope you are to. Now to the wrestling.
KURT ENGEL d. DARIUS CAESAR [67]
Engel finishes Darius Caesar with "Engel Lock" Ankle Lock.
THE HEADTRIP d. THE MINDREADER [44]
The Mindreader loses to The Headtrip's finisher "Trip Down Memory Lane" a Leg Sweep and Forearm Smash. Skrink, Inc. cannot pull any wins and could be looking to be extinct from the BSF.
JUDGE JOE RIDGE d. BEARD-O [36]
Beard-O's valet, Teresa Meyers Ingalls (TMI), makes a turn and is in Judge Joe Ridge's corner. Beard-O and everyone else did not see this coming. Is this for real or a ruse by Beard-O.
Judge Joe Ridge uses finisher "This Court is Adjourned" defeating Beard-O. Immediately, TMI goes to Judge Joe and hands his gravel to him. This looks like it is real or we do not know all the particulars.
HECTOR PULEO d. GRADY FROM 80' and DOC TERMINAL [58]
Grady from 80' leaves the ring to put a beating on Doc Terminal, however the referee keeps warning him to get back into the ring. He does not and is disqualified from the match. Doc Terminal tries to do his best against Hector Puleo, but Hector keeps throwing him around the ring. The rest of Shrink, Inc. cannot be found. Puleo finishes off Doc Terminal "La Treminda" Reverse Full Nelson Slam for the win.
BOLT BICKFORD d. BAD NEWS BARRIE [69]
Both wrestlers try to pin the other, however they kick out of their pin attempts. As the match goes on Bolt comes off the ropes and finishes Barrie with the "Coastal Carolina Tidal Wave" Body Press and wins the match.
FORCE OF NATURE d. SEVENTH SENSE [68]
Before the match even begins, Seventh Sense steals Force of Nature's "pet rock" and throws to Doc Terminal who runs out of the Squared Circle. Keith @ PLAAY reports that the "pet rock" was grinded up by Shrink, Inc. Force of Nature seems besides himself and it looks like he is grieving the lost of the "pet rock."
Force of Nature goes after Seventh Sense and keeps him busy through out the match. Seventh Sense cannot get on the offensive as Force of Nature does a 'Electrical Chair' move followed by a 'Under Hook Face Driver which drops Seventh Sense to the mat.
Force of Nature covers him for the pin.
AFR STEVE: I know the commission, The GM, and The Conglomerate do not like the ways of Shrink, Inc., however they bring in a good show when others face them in the ring. Will Shrink, Inc be eliminated from the BSF as they only have two wins between them all? You never know what will happen in the BSF.
FORCE OF NATURE is seen outside tearing apart the machine that grinded his "pet rock" to rock dust all over the parking area. "I demand justice for this." Force of Nature is seen weeping. We had no idea they Force of Nature had a relationship with this "pet rock."
Wednesday, March 13, 2024
BLOOD, SWEAT, AND FEARS WRESTLING FEDERATION CARD 2024-008 MENS
CARD 2024-008
JUDGE AND JURY d. SHRINK, INC. [40]
The Mindreader and Seventh Sense had the advantage for most of the match. Kurt Engel missed his finisher, but tagged Judge Joe Ridge who held court and pinned The Mindreader.
DOKIE DUSTER OAKEY d. COUNT HAMMERLI VON FLUKER [41]
The Count had Oakey on the ropes, but due to his injury he could not pull off his specialty. Oakey comes back and pins Count Hammerli Von Fluker for the win.
THE PREDICAMENT d. BRUNO BILTWELL [42]
Bruno made a come back surge and tries to pin The Predicament. 1..2.. and The Predicament kicks out of the pin attempt and uses 'Cradle Neck Breaker.' Bruno is down and The Predicament covers him for the pin.
CHUCK SPLATTER d. OUTLAW ROWDY [54]
Splatter surges back after celebrity Bill Murray's antics in the ring and the match was restarted. Splatter used his finisher, "Top Shelf" Choke Slam to win the match.
THE CARNIVAL OF CARNAGE with THE BOOKER
GUEST: FORCE OF NATURE
The interview did not even start when Bolt Bickford enter the room and challenged Force of Nature to a "Ladder Match" in two weeks.
MISTER HENDERSON d. PLANET CAFFEY [62]
Both wrestlers got the other out of the ring to try to get an advantage, but both were even late into the match. Mister Henderson pins Planet Caffey in a close match.
Inside the VIP SUITE of The General Manager, the GM watches the matches and the Schorr's. He is awaiting any word on the upcoming "Backyard Brawl" segment to begin this month. He gets on the phone and tells whoever answered that Howard Schorr will announce next week about the upcoming event. He also mentions to add Doc Terminal to Grady from 80 and Hector Puleo match. He is overheard by saying, "I want Shrink, Inc dismantled."
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