1883 BEFORE MY TIME FOOTBALL LEAGUE

ALLISTOR McCALLISTER

CRETE SPARTANS

BALMORIAL PARK 

CAPACITY 7300

John 'Stop Sign' Poe-38 yrs old. Poe is an author of Penny Dreadful books which has made him wealthy. Poe is originally from England and came to the United States in 1880 and lives in Florida. John hired Stefan King a ex-college football coach to lead the Crete Spartans. The Spartans are a Smash Mouth team relying on the run to get points on the scoreboard

Running Back Invisible Monohan comes Springfield, Illinois and will put up points quickly.

Defense Back Cork Stopper can change a came quickly with his punt blocking. 

OMAHA T-BONES

AMMUNITION FIELD

CAPACITY 8500

Reginald Thompson is 59 years old and is the owner of Thompson Arms and Ammunition. Thompson has money to burn. Reginald lives in Texas and football is the name of the game there.

T-Bone coach Lester Smooch comes from Dayton, OH and has coached and played football in the States. He has not been a winning coach, however Thompson likes his leadership skills.

QB Terry Rickshaw can run and is more suited for a Run-n-Gun style coach, however his running skills can keep defenses something to watch for.

DB Avocado Greer from Dyer, IN played at Notre Dame and put up great numbers. 

CINCINNATI POLSKAS

PIEROGI POLO GROUNDS

CAPACITY 9600

Feliks Konjanski is an immigrant from the Mother Land of Poland. Konjanski is in steel manufacturing and owns Polska Steel Works in Pennsylvania. At the age of 47 Feliks has been looking for a new investment. 

Michael Christin has bounced around football teams for 10 years and his longest coaching job was 3 years and shortest 1 hour. Christin 42 years old is from Nebraska and wants his RB Slips Thomas to lead the Smash Mouth offense.

LB "Mean Joe" Reds was released from a 5 year prison sentence for battery. Konjanski believes in second chances and has watched "Mean Joe" play in the prison leagues. 

TULSA STORMCHASERS

WELLS FARGO STADIUM

'the Wind Tunnel'

CAPACITY 9800

Brett Hazard is a B-Movie Star, starring in westerns. At age 61 Hazard was thrown off a horse and can not ride horses anymore. He was looking for a business venture when fan Allistor McCallister contacted him about his football league.

Hazard is a hard-nose owner and does not put up with poor performances.

He hired Major Sergeant an ex-Army football coach to lead the Stormchasers. Major is from Fargo, ND and has a balanced approach which can work well for QB Chish Michaels from New York City. Michaels is known to be a playboy does not see eye-to-eye with Sergeant's play calling. Jon 'Dance' Ragan, 31 years old, believes Michaels will not last long.

The team needs some improvements on offense and defense. Major Sergeant could be on the chopping block is things do not go well.

SAN ANTONIO KNIGHTS

FIZZ COLA FIELD

CAPACITY 8900

Mary Oster is the CEO of Fizz Cola the third largest soft drink company in the world. No one is sure how much money Mary has, but it is rumored she is a billionaires. Mary's dad, Raymond 'Tincan' Oster played professional football for 15 years for a various of teams and coached for 10. Mary has grown up living and breathing football from her father.

She hired balanced style coach Timon Beets from Montana University.

Beets had a successful coaching career in college winning 3 titles with Montana. Beets believes in that players need practice to become successful on the field.

The offense can use some work and is lead by QB Bo Samples needs to make quicker decisions in the pocket. Beets has worked with him this off season and expects improvement.

DB No-Way Hosay points his finger after he hard hits a receiver to drop passes. At 6'11' he is hard to pass over. No-Way has lost weight so he can keep up with the quick receivers.

ALBUQUERQUE GENERALS

FIREWORK PARK

'BOOMSVILLE'

CAPACITY 11,000

Tango Party is a mystery. No one is sure how he has made his money. Tango reports he deals with dynamite and fireworks all over the world. Tango's has investors in overseas who are looking into the football market.

'Big Rufus" Tanks is the Smash Mouth coach of the Generals. Tanks is known to have a temper and has been thrown out of 25 stadiums around the world due to not agreeing with referee's calls. He promised Tango Party he will control his temper and Tango has made sure as each out burst will cost Tanks $100.00 per incident.

RB Wally Paintdry can light up the field with his moves. Paintdry had played professional football for 10 years. At the age of 39 years old many believe he is washed up.

LM Witka Pedia is the general of the lack-luster defense of the Generals. He has taken it upon himself to get the defense playing at a higher level