Saturday, February 3, 2024

BLOOD, SWEAT, AND FEARS WRESTLING FEDERATION CARD 2024-016

2024-016
January 30, 2024


BOLT BICKFORD KEEPS BELT

ATTENDANCE: 13650

THE 7TH SENSE d. BINGCHUN YEE [33]
    Yee throws The 7th Sense OOTR, however 7th Sense reverses it and goes for a pin attempt which Yee kicks out of. Bolt Bickford enters the ring to give assistance to Yee but Dr. Terminal stops him. 
    Yee gets The 7th Sense down and does his finisher "Black Hole" Body Avalanche and The 7th Sense cannot recover. Commissioner Schorr disqualifies Bingchun Yee for using a illegal object, however know is found. Yee is upset with the Commissioner. Schorr goes to him and whispers in his ear about something and Bingchun Yee stops his ranting.

COUNT HAMMERLI VON FLUKER d. THE HEADTRIP [42]
    The Headtrip does a 'Super Body Slam' and Fluker is down, however the pin attempt is unsuccessful. The Headtrip takes over and throws Fluker into the rops and bashes him head first into the turnbuckle.
    The Headtrip is taking over the match, but Fluker has a big surge and does a 'Stomp Fury' on Headtrip and then goes for a pin attempt which The Headtrip kicks out of. Fluker is interrupted in test of strength and goes down and The Headtrip tries to pin him, but Fluker reverses and pins The Headtrip.
    
PLANET CAFFEY d. HECTOR PULEO [67]
    Caffey grabs Puleo's ceramic necklace and smashes it with his foot and says "I am going to do the same thing with you." Caffey gets Puleo down early but no pin attempt.
    Caffey keeps up the heat and heads to the top of the turnbuckle and launces himself onto Hector Puleo. Puleo is down and he is finished. Caffey waits till the referee turns his back and takes his boot and smashes Puleo in the testicles with his boot. Puleo is on the mat wiggling in pain. 

JASON DEDMOND d. COLORFUL ROMERO [39]
    Romero and The Headtrip conspire before the match that Dedmond's specialty should be illegal and taken away from him. The are speaking with Emerson Schorr about this and Emerson makes a decision.
E. SCHORR: "Romero if you defeat Dedmond I will make a decision if it is illegal. If you lose I do not want to hear about it again from you or The Headtrip."
Both wrestlers agree.
    Dedmond is centered on making Romero pay for his comments and immediately gets Romero down but cannot pin him. Dedmond gets to the top rope and signals the crowd. The crowd chants, "Don't Do This At Home" and Dedmond jumps and does the finisher Head Butt Drop on Romero. Romero is not getting up and Dedmond finds The Headtrip ring side and gets a hold of him and throws him on top of the fallen Romero.
    Dedmond holds both wrestlers down with his foot pressing into The Headtrips Back. He lets loose and picks up The Headtrip by the neck and tells him eye-to-eye, "I'm gonna put and END to this" and drops him to the mat.
    Hector Puleo and The Predicament enter the ring and escort Jason Dedmond from the ring.

CARNIVAL OF CARNAGE with AFR STEVE
    STEVE: "My guest is our Champion Bolt Bickford who will be defending his title this evening against Bruno Biltwell. What do you think of the pairing."
    BOLT: "Bruno the Barber Biltwell is going down with my finisher tonight. He be getting his own shave and a haircut."
Chuck Splatter storms into the room looking to put a hurt on the champ, but he is surprised by Bingchun Yee standing behind the door who grabs Splatter and throws him out of the interview room and goes after him. All we can hear from outside the room is 'Nooooooo'.
    STEVE: "What was that all about?"
    BOLT: "Splatter wants the belt and believes he has what it takes to be the champ. He is ranked 12th and thinks he has a chance. CMON who is fooling who. He just trying to injure me so Force of Nature has a chance to win the belt."
    STEVE: "He does have the TV ratings and he is the heel the fans love so I think he got a chance when he faces you."
    BOLT: "Steve I would watch your words or I will be challenging you to a match."
Steve ends the interview.

JIMMY RIPPY d. CREEPER TOD CRAWLEY [13]
    Celebrity Robert De Niro makes comments about Jimmy Rippy about his win-lose record and that Rippy is a has been. Rippy is upset and tells De Niro, "You want a piece of me come into the ring." De Niro backs down and takes his seat.
    Rippy looks possessed and goes after Crawly quickly and tries to finish him but Crawley sees it coming and gets out of the way. Rippy grabs Crawley and throws him OOTR. Rippy goes after De Niro who was still yelling at him and gets into De Niro's face. It looks like De Niro wet himself as we see him leaving the arena with wet pants. I do not think this is over between the two.
    Jimmy gets Tod down and goes for the Red, White, and Bruise finisher and forearm smashes Tod and he is finished.

MAIN EVENT: DEFENDING THE TITLE
BOLT BICKFORD d. BRUNO BILTWELL [79]
    Bolt is pumped and is getting the crowd into this match. It is a even match with both wrestler exchanging blows and trying to pin the other. Bickford seems a little exhausted after trying to pin Biltwell two times in succession and Bruno kicking out of it.
    All of a sudden the crowd is chanting, "Coastal Carolina Tidal Wave" and Bolt has renewed strength and body presses Biltwell to the mat with his finisher.
    Even hurt and injured Bolt gets the win and retains the title. He holds the belt up high for the crowd. It does look like this match took a lot out of him.

BOLT: "Being injured and having the wrestlers attack those injuries has been a challenged, but I am keeping this belt. Biltwell tried but he is no match for me injured or not."
BRUNO:"I am not happy with those comments. U-wood do the same if I was injured."

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