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TABLE TOP SPORTS MEDIA

E3I 

Earth 3, Illinois 

December, Issue 1

Earth 3, Illinois has not had sports venues for over 10 years. Due to corruption in all major sports venues, the governing body of Earth 3, Illinois (E3I) banned sporting events. Three years ago, citizens voted that sporting events should be brought back to E3I. The Conglomerate spoke with the governing bodies and it was agreed that The Conglomerate could start up sporting events on E3I using the Conglomerate's own monies.

The Conglomerate bought Balmoral Race Track in Crete, IL.  During the past 3 years, The Conglomerate, under E3I Sports, has created  Balmoral Multi-Sports Complex on the 420 acres of land.  The Complex has a indoor football arena, The Underground, for Fury Arena Football; Ding-n-Dent Dome for Team Demo Association (TDA) Tournaments; the Squared Circle Arena for Blood, Sweat, and Fears Wrestling (BSFW).  On the perimeter of the property is the 2.5 mi Super Speedway for Balmoral Motorsports Racing. BMR headquarters is stationed in the offices of E3I Tower on the complex.

In construction is the football and baseball stadiums for the professional Illinois teams. Names for these stadiums have not been determined and should be completed in the near future.  ICE, the outside ice arena, and Burppp Arena, the basketball arena, are on the drawing board.  Both projects are projected to be done in two years. The completed Body Shot Field House will be opening soon for a dodgeball league in Illinois which starts in a week for the "Avoid the Crotch Shot" Tournament. Luckaway Golf Club is being built and no date has been given for its completion. The complex has ample parking for over 100,000 vehicles. 

The Conglomerate is ready to start the new EI3 Sports racing league; Balmoral Motorsports Racing (BMR) in January at Downers Grove Superspeedway for the Copper State 500.  The Conglomerate will be the owner and The Intimidator will be the commissioner of the stock car racing league. Balmoral Multi-Sports Complex will host the last race of the first racing season the Hub Lite 500.

Fury Arena Football will be hosting the Chicago Binge games and the final of the Commissioner's Tournament Rounds. The Commissioner Tournament starts on December 17th. The Tournament is a single-elimination tournament starting the preseason of Fury Arena Football. The tournament lasts 5 weeks before the draft of the first season.

The starting date for Team Demo Association is on December 25th for the "SCRAP" tour.  The "SCRAP" tour will consist of 6 teams. There will be six weeks of points events, a playoff event of four teams, and the final of two teams. On December 31st will be the inaugural date of Blood, Sweat, and Fears Wrestling event called "Inaugural BSF Ball." "Legacy" will be BSFW's new interview segment during the venues. The host has not be announced at this time.

The vision of The Conglomerate is to have Illinois sports teams in one complex where sports fans can enjoy an assortment of sports.