Sunday, March 17, 2024

BALMORAL MOTORSPORTS RACING RACE #4

 BMR RACE #4

GULF OIL 500
TUSCOLA MOTORSPEEDWAY
INTERMEDIATE TRACK

WINNER: #12 Ernie Maldonado 25 pts

 #2: #3 Mark D'Amico 20 pts
 #3: #4 Denny Stoffel 19 pts
 #4: #82 Matt Keener 18 pts
 #5: #39 Brunson Hughson 17 pts
 #6: #18 Earl Berman, Jr. 16 pts
 #7: #21 Craig Felder 15 pts

 #8: #28 Jimmie Cottrell 14 pts
 #9: #49 Adler Brown 13 pts
#10: #73 Ralph Roach 12 pts
#11: #99 Bobby Parris 11 pts
#12: #46 Art Farias 10 pts
#13: #34 Kenny Jeffers 9 pts
#14: #5 Vic Holder 8 pts
#15: #27 Andy McGreevey 7 pts
#16: #11 Lemon Resendez 6 pts
#17: #89 Guidry Thibodeaux 5 pts
#18: #24 Brian Hartsell 4 pts
#19: #8 Ed Swanson 3 pts

#20: #20 Winslow Weathers 2 pts

LEAD CHANGES: 15   DRIVERS: 14

CAUTIONS: 5  DRIVERS: 28  WRECKED: 9

PROBLEMS: 9  DNF: 4

STANDINGS:

 #1: Ernie Maldonado 61 pts
 #2: Hooks Troyer 56 pts
 #3: Matt Keener 55 pts
 #4: Earl Berman, Jr.  49 pts
 #5: Mark D'Amico  47 pts
 #6: Pete Pettis  46 pts
 #7: Denny Stoffel 44 pts
 #8: Jimmie Cottrell 39 pts
 #9: Dick Exham 35 pts
#10: Carroll Worthington 34 pts.

WINNERS:
#4 Denny Stoffel
#18 Earl Berma, Jr
#77 Hooks Troyer
#12 Ernie Maldonado

BALMORAL MOTORSPORTS RACING (BMR) RACE #3

 DOT-COLA 400

CHAMPAGNE REGIONAL SPEEDWAY
SHORT 1.0 MI OVAL

WINNER: #77 HOOKS TROYER -25 pts

 2. #66X Wayne Montana -- 20 pts
 3. #13 Dick Exham -- 19 pts
 4. #7 Pete Pettis -- 18 pts
 5. #44 Fred Shaver -- 17 pts
 6. #3 Mark D'Amico -- 16 pts
 7. #6 Carroll Worthington -- 15 pts

 8. #24 Brian Hartsell -- 14 pts
 9. #82 Matt Keener -- 13 pts
10. #99 Bobby Parris -- 12 pts
11. #28 Jimmie Cottrell -- 11 pts
12. #8 Ed Swanson -- 10 pts
13. #11 Lemon Resendez -- 9 pts
14. #18 Earl Berman, Jr. -- 8 pts
15. #22 Phil Clooney -- 7 pts
16. #17 Everett Davis -- 6 pts
17. #21 Craig Felder -- 5 pts
18. #39 Brunson Hughson -- 4 pts
19. #36 Ruff Thurston -- 3 pts

20. #20 Winslow Weathers -- 2 pts

Lead Changes: 16/ 11 Drivers

Cautions: 5 14 Drivers/4 OUT

Problems: 9 

STANDINGS

1. #77 Hooks Troyer -- 56 pts
2. #7 Pete Pettis -- 46 pts
3. #82 Matt Keener -- 37 pts
4. #12 Ernie Maldonado -- 36 pts
5. #13 Dick Exham -- 35 pts
6. #6 Carroll Worthington -- 34 pts
7. #17 Everett Davis -- 33 pts
8. #18 Earl Berman, Jr. -- 33 pts
9. #24 Brian Hartsell -- 29 pts
10. #3 Mark D'Amico -- 27

Thursday, March 14, 2024

BSF WRESTLING FEDERATION CARD 2024-009 MEN

BLOOD, SWEAT, and FEARS WRESTLING FEDERATION

BACKYARD BRAWLS

The End of Rocky

HOWARD SCHORR: Welcome everyone for another night of Blood, Sweat, and Fear at the Squared Circle Arena. I would like to address two things this evening. The first is Shrink, Inc.

As everyone knows Shrink, Inc is started by Doc Terminal and the present members are The Mindreader, The Seventh Sense, and Creeper Tod Crawley. These gentlemen believe they can over throw The General Manager and The Conglomerate and take over the BSF.

Let it be know that this will never happen and in the works is the dismantling of this group. This evening Doc Terminal will be a three man match against Grady from 80 and Hector Puleo. If Doc Terminal wants to over throw the BSF he needs to show that he can show it in the ring which I doubt he will. The BSF will not put up with anymore of Skrink, Inc.

The second announcement is that next week my son, Emerson will be going out and finding new talent in the backyards of America. For the next  eight weeks we will go live to his location to see matches of up and coming talent for the federation. The winners will face each other for a "Young Guns" tournament. All participants will enter the new training facility to increase their talents to possibly join the BSF in the upcoming future. I know I am looking forward to it and I hope you are to. Now to the wrestling.

KURT ENGEL d. DARIUS CAESAR [67]
    Engel finishes Darius Caesar with "Engel Lock" Ankle Lock.

THE HEADTRIP d. THE MINDREADER [44]
    The Mindreader loses to The Headtrip's finisher "Trip Down Memory Lane" a Leg Sweep and Forearm Smash. Skrink, Inc. cannot pull any wins and could be looking to be extinct from the BSF.

JUDGE JOE RIDGE d. BEARD-O [36]
    Beard-O's valet, Teresa Meyers Ingalls (TMI), makes a turn and is in Judge Joe Ridge's corner. Beard-O and everyone else did not see this coming. Is this for real or a ruse by Beard-O.
    Judge Joe Ridge uses finisher "This Court is Adjourned" defeating Beard-O. Immediately, TMI goes to Judge Joe and hands his gravel to him. This looks like it is real or we do not know all the particulars.

HECTOR PULEO d. GRADY FROM 80' and DOC TERMINAL [58]
    Grady from 80' leaves the ring to put a beating on Doc Terminal, however the referee keeps warning him to get back into the ring. He does not and is disqualified from the match. Doc Terminal tries to do his best against Hector Puleo, but Hector keeps throwing him around the ring. The rest of Shrink, Inc. cannot be found. Puleo finishes off Doc Terminal "La Treminda" Reverse Full Nelson Slam for the win.

BOLT BICKFORD d. BAD NEWS BARRIE [69]
    Both wrestlers try to pin the other, however they kick out of their pin attempts. As the match goes on Bolt comes off the ropes and finishes Barrie with the "Coastal Carolina Tidal Wave" Body Press and wins the match.

FORCE OF NATURE d. SEVENTH SENSE [68]
    Before the match even begins, Seventh Sense steals Force of Nature's "pet rock" and throws to Doc Terminal who runs out of the Squared Circle. Keith @ PLAAY reports that the "pet rock" was grinded up by Shrink, Inc. Force of Nature seems besides himself and it looks like he is grieving the lost of the "pet rock."
    Force of Nature goes after Seventh Sense and keeps him busy through out the match. Seventh Sense cannot get on the offensive as Force of Nature does a 'Electrical Chair' move followed by a 'Under Hook Face Driver which drops Seventh Sense to the mat. 
    Force of Nature covers him for the pin.

AFR STEVE: I know the commission, The GM, and The Conglomerate do not like the ways of Shrink, Inc., however they bring in a good show when others face them in the ring. Will Shrink, Inc be eliminated from the BSF as they only have two wins between them all? You never know what will happen in the BSF.

FORCE OF NATURE is seen outside tearing apart the machine that grinded his "pet rock" to rock dust all over the parking area. "I demand justice for this." Force of Nature is seen weeping. We had no idea they Force of Nature had a relationship with this "pet rock."

"ROCKY"
R.I.P.
??/??/????-03/13/2024
"You are now dust in the wind."

ATTENDENANCE: 17100
MONIES: 684000





 

Wednesday, March 13, 2024

BLOOD, SWEAT, AND FEARS WRESTLING FEDERATION CARD 2024-008 MENS

CARD 2024-008

JUDGE AND JURY d. SHRINK, INC. [40]
    The Mindreader and Seventh Sense had the advantage for most of the match. Kurt Engel missed his finisher, but tagged Judge Joe Ridge who held court and pinned The Mindreader.

DOKIE DUSTER OAKEY d. COUNT HAMMERLI VON FLUKER [41]
    The Count had Oakey on the ropes, but due to his injury he could not pull off his specialty. Oakey comes back and pins Count Hammerli Von Fluker for the win.

THE PREDICAMENT d. BRUNO BILTWELL [42]
    Bruno made a come back surge and tries to pin The Predicament. 1..2.. and The Predicament kicks out of the pin attempt and uses 'Cradle Neck Breaker.' Bruno is down and The Predicament covers him for the pin.

CHUCK SPLATTER d. OUTLAW ROWDY [54]
    Splatter surges back after celebrity Bill Murray's antics in the ring and the match was restarted. Splatter used his finisher, "Top Shelf" Choke Slam to win the match.

THE CARNIVAL OF CARNAGE with THE BOOKER
GUEST: FORCE OF NATURE
    The interview did not even start when Bolt Bickford enter the room and challenged Force of Nature to a "Ladder Match" in two weeks.

MISTER HENDERSON d. PLANET CAFFEY [62]
    Both wrestlers got the other out of the ring to try to get an advantage, but both were even late into the match. Mister Henderson pins Planet Caffey in a close match.

Inside the VIP SUITE of The General Manager, the GM watches the matches and the Schorr's. He is awaiting any word on the upcoming "Backyard Brawl" segment to begin this month. He gets on the phone and tells whoever answered that Howard Schorr will announce next week about the upcoming event. He also mentions to add Doc Terminal to Grady from 80 and Hector Puleo match. He is overheard by saying, "I want Shrink, Inc dismantled."

 

Tuesday, March 5, 2024

BALMORAL MOTORSPORTS RACING (BMR) RACE #2

HURRY UP 100

BOURBONNAIS MOTO-ROADWAY

2.85 MI ROAD COURSE

POLE SITTER: #4 DENNY STOFFEL

CAUTIONS: 2 -- 16 CARS/ 5 OUT

DNF: 1

PROBLEM: 5 DRIVERS

FINISH:

Winner: #18 Earl Berman, Jr. -- 25 pts

 2. #5 Vic Holder -- 20 pts 
 3. #6 Carroll Worthington -- 19 pts
 4. #7 Pete Pettis -- 18 pts
 5. #33 Kerry Holgun -- 17 pts
 6. #12 Ernie Maldonado -- 16 pts
 7. #77 Hooks Troyer -- 15 pts

 8. #28 Jimmie Cottrell -- 14 pts
 9. #13 Dick Exham -- 13 pts
10. #95 Billy Schrader -- 12 pts
11. #87 Jerry Fiero -- 11 pts
12. #35 John Gill -- 10 pts
13. #17 Everett Davis -- 9 pts
14. #80 Buck Trimble -- 8 pts
15. #82 Matt Keener -- 7 pts
16. #70 Barb Garvin -- 6 pts
17. #55 Charlie Brake -- 5 pts
18. #45 Ned Garnay -- 4 pts
19. #44 Fred Shaver -- 3 pts

20. #25 Erv Jernigan

STANDINGS

1. #12 Ernie Maldonado -- 36 pts
2. #77 Hooks Troyer -- 31 pts
3. #28 Jimmie Cottrell -- 29 pts
4. #7 Pete Pettis -- 28 pts
5. #17 Everett Davis -- 27 pts
6. #4 Denny Stoffel -- 25 pts
7. #18 Earl Berman, Jr. -- 25 pts
8. #82 Matt Keener -- 24 pts
9. #5 Vic Holder -- 20 pts
10. #6 Carroll Worthington -- 19 pts

 

Saturday, March 2, 2024

GLAXIAN WRESTLING FEDERATION CARD 2075-018

 TWO MOONS

    TAG TEAM MATCHES

CARD 2075-018
MARCH 2, 2024

BOASTING WITH BOOKER: MORPHEUS
    BOOKER: "Morpheus the fans have been wondering it the match between you and Santon the Loner was staged so you keep the reigns on Blacklash and Bullwhip?"
    MORPHEUS: "Is it the fans or you Booker? Whatever the case, no Santon would never agree to that and I would not even ask any wrestler to through a match. Even though Omega looked disgusted with my performance, I still did not ask Santon to throw the match."
    BOOKER: "It does not seem like you and Omega are on the same page. What is going on."
    MORPHEUS: "Omega has his idea of moving the Galaxian Wrestling Federation and I have mine. We are not on agreeing terms in how to move the federation further. Dealing with ones that want to change the federation is affecting our relationship and our wrestling. I been spending more time with the financial opportunities and working conditions of the GWF than with Omega's noble ideals."
    BOOKER: "Why is there such a feud between you and Dorado Sundown."
    MORPHEUS: "Dorado Sundown's attitude and actions has always been to take over. What they want to do with the GWF is not known. They just want to dictate what is good for them and not for the GWF.
    There are bad feelings between certain wrestlers for different reasons. That is why we have rivals. Omega and I do not see eye-to-eye on some things so there is a rivalary there. Each wrestler has a rival or rival's is just how wrestling is in GWF.
    BOOKER: "What is the future of GWF?"
    MORPHEUS: "We do not want another Galactic War. Omega and I petitioned the United Federation of Stars and Planets (USFP) to legalize competitive sports that give people an outlet for instinctual violent urges and competition. If we do not we will face a war more violently than the one we just faced in the Galactic War. We want the conflicts to be held in the ring and have rivalries than feuds that are usually found in wrestling and spill outside of the ring."
    BOOKER: "I understand we do not want to see 15 years of death, destruction, and horror like we hand in the Galactic War, but it will not stay peaceful as someone or some group wants more."
    MORPHEUS: "I agree. However, the GWF is not staged athletic "performances." It is physical contents between two foes or groups of two foes trying to win personal glory. What Dorado Sundown wants is to dictate what is best for Blacklash and Bullwhip and not for each wrestler.
    Omega's ideals is to keep everything in the ring and settle disputes there in a structured competition. Mine is better wages and conditions for the wrestlers. Both are working now in the GWF, however some do not agree."

PALADIN POWER d. GUARDIANS [4.5]
    Awesome match as the Guardians were working will together until Morpheus could not tag Omega. Moonstrike and Solar Flare kept Morpheus into the center of the ring. Morpheus tried a many times to tag Omega, but Moonstrike and Solar Flare kept that from happening inside and outside the ring.
A "Titan Drop" knocks Morpheus to the mat and he is pinned.
Omega is disgusted with both his and Morpheus performance in the latter part of the match.

RICKEN PRINCE/ TORIN CAELUM d. DORADO SUNDOWN [3.5]
    Prince was targeted early in the match by Bullwhip and kept trying to pin him. Ricken recovered quickly after one pin attempt and pins Bullwhip unexpectedly to win the match.
    Blacklash and Bullwhip argues amongst themselves after the match. It became so heated that started fighting one another until Ricken Prince grabbed them both in a hair pull and smashes them both into the turnbuckle. Both go down and out of the ring. The fans go wild.

DEFIANCE d. CROSSCURRENTS [3.0]
    Jammer reverses a move on Thetis and pins him after a long back-and-forth match.

COMMANDER SAM/ K.O. KELLER d. THE MENSANS [2.5]
    K.O. Keller roughed up Trotarus until Trotarus tagged Cordsar in a pin save. Keller tagged Commander Sam who took it to Cordsar and used his finisher "Star Spangled Banneer" in succession to get the win.
    Keller and Sam raise the belt.
    Dorado Sundown is speaking with The Mensans after the match and all wrestler shaking their heads in agreement.

Attendance: 13,500
Monies: 9.5 mc
    

   

GLAXIAN WRESTLING FEDERATION CARD 2075-017

DID SANTON THE LONER THROW GALAXIAN HEAVYWEIGHT BELT MATCH?

CARD 2075-017
FEBRAUARY 29, 2024

COMMANDER SAM d. CORDSAR [5.0]
    Both wrestlers were going at it and could not pin the other for the win. Cordsar had the advantage in the beginning of the match until Sam turned it around. Commander Sam wins the match using his finisher "Star Spangled Banner."

MOONSTRIKE d. TORPOR [1.5]
    Moonstrike did not give Torpor any breathing room in this match and quickly pins Torpor after a "Flying Leg Scissors."

SOLARFLARE d. BULLWHIP [2.0]
    A early "Paladin Missile" by Solarflare finishes Bullwhip.
    Bullwhip is pissed at Solarflare taunting during the match. After the match, Bullwhip uses his whip and wraps it around Solarflare's ankles. He gives it a little tug and down goes Solarflare during his winning rant in the ring. Solarflare looked dazed and confused afterwards wondering what just happened.

BLACKLASH d. JAMMER [4.5]
    Blacklash attacked Jammer early and never let up in the match, but Jammer escaped from all the pin attempts. This did not deter Blacklash as he tried his finisher and missed, but reversed a move by Jammer and finished him with "Sundown" winning the match.

BOASTING WITH BOOKER
    BOOKER: "We had two awesome matches as it seems the competitors are giving more than 100% to get a edge in the tournament. Each competitor is out to prove they are the best and deserve the Glaxian Heavyweight Title.
    Next, Morpheus is going for the title against the champion Santon the Loner.

MORPHEUS d. SANTON THE LONER [1.0]
    Was this matched staged? Morpheus was on and did not give Santon the Loner any way to stop the onslaught he was dishing out. Repeated "Satanic Skull Smasher's" got Santon to the mat and Morpheus pinned him quickly with out even a kick out attempt. 
    It looks like Santon had no idea what just happened and that he lost the title.
Morpheus held up the belt and the crowd erupted in applause.
    Blacklash and Bullwhip looked on shaking their heads and asking themselves, "Did Santon just hand over the belt to Morpheus?"
    Omega was ring side and looked not pleased in what he just seen.

Attendance: 13,000
Monies: 10 mc


 

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