BLOOD, SWEAT, and FEARS WRESTLING FEDERATION
BACKYARD BRAWLS
The End of Rocky
HOWARD SCHORR: Welcome everyone for another night of Blood, Sweat, and Fear at the Squared Circle Arena. I would like to address two things this evening. The first is Shrink, Inc.
As everyone knows Shrink, Inc is started by Doc Terminal and the present members are The Mindreader, The Seventh Sense, and Creeper Tod Crawley. These gentlemen believe they can over throw The General Manager and The Conglomerate and take over the BSF.
Let it be know that this will never happen and in the works is the dismantling of this group. This evening Doc Terminal will be a three man match against Grady from 80 and Hector Puleo. If Doc Terminal wants to over throw the BSF he needs to show that he can show it in the ring which I doubt he will. The BSF will not put up with anymore of Skrink, Inc.
The second announcement is that next week my son, Emerson will be going out and finding new talent in the backyards of America. For the next eight weeks we will go live to his location to see matches of up and coming talent for the federation. The winners will face each other for a "Young Guns" tournament. All participants will enter the new training facility to increase their talents to possibly join the BSF in the upcoming future. I know I am looking forward to it and I hope you are to. Now to the wrestling.
KURT ENGEL d. DARIUS CAESAR [67]
Engel finishes Darius Caesar with "Engel Lock" Ankle Lock.
THE HEADTRIP d. THE MINDREADER [44]
The Mindreader loses to The Headtrip's finisher "Trip Down Memory Lane" a Leg Sweep and Forearm Smash. Skrink, Inc. cannot pull any wins and could be looking to be extinct from the BSF.
JUDGE JOE RIDGE d. BEARD-O [36]
Beard-O's valet, Teresa Meyers Ingalls (TMI), makes a turn and is in Judge Joe Ridge's corner. Beard-O and everyone else did not see this coming. Is this for real or a ruse by Beard-O.
Judge Joe Ridge uses finisher "This Court is Adjourned" defeating Beard-O. Immediately, TMI goes to Judge Joe and hands his gravel to him. This looks like it is real or we do not know all the particulars.
HECTOR PULEO d. GRADY FROM 80' and DOC TERMINAL [58]
Grady from 80' leaves the ring to put a beating on Doc Terminal, however the referee keeps warning him to get back into the ring. He does not and is disqualified from the match. Doc Terminal tries to do his best against Hector Puleo, but Hector keeps throwing him around the ring. The rest of Shrink, Inc. cannot be found. Puleo finishes off Doc Terminal "La Treminda" Reverse Full Nelson Slam for the win.
BOLT BICKFORD d. BAD NEWS BARRIE [69]
Both wrestlers try to pin the other, however they kick out of their pin attempts. As the match goes on Bolt comes off the ropes and finishes Barrie with the "Coastal Carolina Tidal Wave" Body Press and wins the match.
FORCE OF NATURE d. SEVENTH SENSE [68]
Before the match even begins, Seventh Sense steals Force of Nature's "pet rock" and throws to Doc Terminal who runs out of the Squared Circle. Keith @ PLAAY reports that the "pet rock" was grinded up by Shrink, Inc. Force of Nature seems besides himself and it looks like he is grieving the lost of the "pet rock."
Force of Nature goes after Seventh Sense and keeps him busy through out the match. Seventh Sense cannot get on the offensive as Force of Nature does a 'Electrical Chair' move followed by a 'Under Hook Face Driver which drops Seventh Sense to the mat.
Force of Nature covers him for the pin.
AFR STEVE: I know the commission, The GM, and The Conglomerate do not like the ways of Shrink, Inc., however they bring in a good show when others face them in the ring. Will Shrink, Inc be eliminated from the BSF as they only have two wins between them all? You never know what will happen in the BSF.
FORCE OF NATURE is seen outside tearing apart the machine that grinded his "pet rock" to rock dust all over the parking area. "I demand justice for this." Force of Nature is seen weeping. We had no idea they Force of Nature had a relationship with this "pet rock."
"ROCKY"
R.I.P.
??/??/????-03/13/2024
"You are now dust in the wind."
ATTENDENANCE: 17100
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