Sunday, December 31, 2023

AVOID THE CROTCH SHOT WK 1

 


Opener
The favored heels, Crete Order win the double TV grade match against the underdogs face team Joliet Sting

Mid Card
The underdog heels, Macomb Rage, win against the favored faced, Olney Gnash. In the post game interview Olney Gnash's player, Carroll defects to the Macomb Rage due to being upset with the Gnash for its negative attitude after the game. The match ended with a one-on-one with Sixby (Rage) against Bakken (Gnash) with Sixby hitting Bakken for the win.

FEATURE MATCH
The Springfield Shade wins as the favored heels against the underdog, Tinley Park Outcasts. The first exchange led to 8 players leaving the floor in this double TV grade match. The match ended in exchange 3 with Hawkins and Rubisch outlasting Brennan.

NEXT WEEK
Joliet Sting (6) vs Olney Gnash (5)
Crete Order (4) vs Tinley Park Outcasts (3)
Macomb Rage (2) vs Springfield Shade (1)

New Years Eve "Annihilation"


2074-005
12.31.2023


Happy New Year Earthlings! Goodbye 2074 and welcome 2075. Let me report what transpired at New Years eve "annihilation."

Match #1: Crosscurrents v. The mensans v. screw/seamus pollock
    this was the first 3 team tag team match. screw and seamus pollock went to morpheus and omega and asked if they could try tag team. The founders of Gwf said yes. None of the other tag teams opposed this as they believed screw and seamus would be Annihilated.
    the action started fiercely as trotarus (Mensans) used "Spinebuster" on Thestis (The CrossCurrents). Vortex tried to reach for the tag on Thestis but could not reach him as cordsar kept him busy outside the ring. Trotarus pins Thestis.
    screw and seamus worked particularly well in this match as they both took turns bring the pain to the Mensans. Trotarus got in trouble and tried to tag his partner cordsar but seamus grabbed him and started brawling with cordsar  outside the ring. Screw took advantage of this and used his "Giant swing" and stuns tortarus who gets pinned to the match. Screw and seamus pollocks are the winners.
    morpheus and omega looked at the winners in surprise.

Match #2: Commander sam v. torpor in a feud crazy 8 match. if any wrestler was able to grab the "crazy eight" bell that wrestler could use the "Crazy eight" illegal ddt  on the other wrestler. Torpor grabbed the "crazy eight" two times but was unsuccessful in pinning Commander Sam after stunning him twice with the move. Torpor kept wearing out Commander sam and used his "Cygnus air raid" finisher to defeat Commander sam. Torpor is the winner.

Match #3: Moonstrike v. Santon the Loner in a cage match. First man out the cage wins the match.
    santon hurt Moonstrike as he used a face rake over Moonstrike's eyes. Moonstrike had problems seeing his opponent many times as the blood would not stop flowing. Moonstrike got medical attention during a break in action, however the bleeding started again as Santon hit him in the face again. Santon scurried up the side of cage as Moonstrike could not see him until it was too late. Santon the Loner is the winner.

Match #4: The Guardians v Dorado sundown- Tag team Championship
    Omega and Morpheus (the Guardians) were looking to even the score against Blacklash and Bullwhip after losing in card 2074-001. The Dorado Sundown were hyped up and wanted this win to start their quest on taking over the GWf.
    The Dorado sundown took turns working over Morpheus. Morpheus could not tag his partner omega as both wrestlers kept him from doing so. Morpheus's competitiveness kept him kicking out of pins 5 times against Blacklash and Bullwhip.
    Morpheus was in big trouble when Bullwhip got on the ropes and hit Morpheus on the back. Morpheus stumbled forward to omega to tag him, however Blacklash grabbed Omega's arm away. bullwhip used his finisher "Twelve o'clock high" to finish the match. Dorado Sundown are the GWF tag team Champions.

Belt Ceremony: Morpheus and Omega award the Galaxian Tag Team Belt to Blacklash and bullwhip. The winner both hold the belt together. Blacklash said, "We worked together as a team and this is what the GWF need is team needs and not individualism to make the sport grow." Bullwhip adds, "Me and Blacklash fell short as Torin Caelum defeated Blacklash in the semi-finals for the Galaxian Title.  Our first step is achieved to win the Tag team title and look forward to being a contender to face the winner of the next match."

The crowd has mixed emotions. Some cheer and others boo the Dorado Sundown. Omega and Morpheus leave the ring both whispering to each other, but I could not make out what they were saying.

The Main EVEnt: Torin Caelum v. Blood
    Blood started quickly taking advantage early in the match. He gets the better of Torin and throws him out of the ring and then used "scar tissue" finisher and defeats Torin Caelum in a very fast  match. The Crowd looks stunned as the favored wrestler lies on the mat. Blood is the Galaxian Title winner. Omega comes into the ring and hands the title belt to Blood and gives the microphone to him.

Blood recieves the belt and yells, "wooooohoooooooo!!!" Lights up his cigar and continues, "I got the better of torin this evening. he is a great competitor, however i was up for the challenge. I worked hard for this and Honor what Omega and Morpheus are doing with the GWF." Jammer (Blood's tag team partner) entered the ring and lifted his partner onto his shoulders.

Torin picks up the dropped microphone and said, "Congrats Blood. Today I let my fellow Sagittan people down. I vow to work harder to win the belt for sagitta. I want to help morpheus and omega in not letting Dorado sundown for completing their plan to take over the federation. I will do everything in my power to stop blacklash and Bullwhip to be contenders for the title belt.

Back stage: Santon the loner is seen sharpening his skills as he Masters the piledriver finisher, "santon Driver." He wants this move to be Devastating to all he uses it on. 

I noticed pictures of bullwhip and blacklash with red x's posted in the back stage area.

Have a Happy New Year!!

The Booker

  <---------  BLOOD


Blacklash & Bullwhip --------->


 

FURY ARENA FOOTBALL FINAL




 CLEVELAND STEVEDORES v CHICAGO BINGE


The Stevedore's first possession was an interception. Chicago received the ball on the 10 mark line. On second down, Fernando Arroyo scored on a running touchdown.

Second possession for the Stevedore's did not go well as the Binge defense held on third down and Cleveland was forced to punt. The punt was blocked and Chicago got the ball on the 8 mark line.  A great play by the Cleveland defense forced a fumble and they recovered the ball on the 9 mark line. 

Cleveland was pushed back to the 11 mark line and on third down threw an interception to Thiago Souza. Binge had the ball, but could not muster any offense except receiving four points on a penalty by the Stevedores. Chicago's punt was blocked and Cleveland had the ball on the 3 mark line.

Cleveland's offense scored on first down with a touchdown pass.  The offense went for four points to tie the game, however the pass was incomplete.

Final Score: Cleveland Stevedores 6 - 10 Chicago Binge. Coach Hue Jackless was happy for his team. "I made some mistakes in games, however the team found a way to bring home wins. The Binge organization is looking forward to Season #1 coming this February 2024. We thank all our fans for their support."

The Draft has been scheduled for January 26th. Coverage will be on the Fury Arena Football Network.


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