AVOID THE CROTCH SHOT WK 1

 

Opener

The favored heels, Crete Order win the double TV grade match against the underdogs face team Joliet Sting

Mid Card

The underdog heels, Macomb Rage, win against the favored faced, Olney Gnash. In the post game interview Olney Gnash's player, Carroll defects to the Macomb Rage due to being upset with the Gnash for its negative attitude after the game. The match ended with a one-on-one with Sixby (Rage) against Bakken (Gnash) with Sixby hitting Bakken for the win.

FEATURE MATCH

The Springfield Shade wins as the favored heels against the underdog, Tinley Park Outcasts. The first exchange led to 8 players leaving the floor in this double TV grade match. The match ended in exchange 3 with Hawkins and Rubisch outlasting Brennan.

NEXT WEEK

Joliet Sting (6) vs Olney Gnash (5)

Crete Order (4) vs Tinley Park Outcasts (3)

Macomb Rage (2) vs Springfield Shade (1)

New Years Eve "Annihilation"

2074-005

12.31.2023

Happy New Year Earthlings! Goodbye 2074 and welcome 2075. Let me report what transpired at New Years eve "annihilation."

Match #1: Crosscurrents v. The mensans v. screw/seamus pollock

    this was the first 3 team tag team match. screw and seamus pollock went to morpheus and omega and asked if they could try tag team. The founders of Gwf said yes. None of the other tag teams opposed this as they believed screw and seamus would be Annihilated.

    the action started fiercely as trotarus (Mensans) used "Spinebuster" on Thestis (The CrossCurrents). Vortex tried to reach for the tag on Thestis but could not reach him as cordsar kept him busy outside the ring. Trotarus pins Thestis.

    screw and seamus worked particularly well in this match as they both took turns bring the pain to the Mensans. Trotarus got in trouble and tried to tag his partner cordsar but seamus grabbed him and started brawling with cordsar  outside the ring. Screw took advantage of this and used his "Giant swing" and stuns tortarus who gets pinned to the match. Screw and seamus pollocks are the winners.

    morpheus and omega looked at the winners in surprise.

Match #2: Commander sam v. torpor in a feud crazy 8 match. if any wrestler was able to grab the "crazy eight" bell that wrestler could use the "Crazy eight" illegal ddt  on the other wrestler. Torpor grabbed the "crazy eight" two times but was unsuccessful in pinning Commander Sam after stunning him twice with the move. Torpor kept wearing out Commander sam and used his "Cygnus air raid" finisher to defeat Commander sam. Torpor is the winner.

Match #3: Moonstrike v. Santon the Loner in a cage match. First man out the cage wins the match.

    santon hurt Moonstrike as he used a face rake over Moonstrike's eyes. Moonstrike had problems seeing his opponent many times as the blood would not stop flowing. Moonstrike got medical attention during a break in action, however the bleeding started again as Santon hit him in the face again. Santon scurried up the side of cage as Moonstrike could not see him until it was too late. Santon the Loner is the winner.

Match #4: The Guardians v Dorado sundown- Tag team Championship

    Omega and Morpheus (the Guardians) were looking to even the score against Blacklash and Bullwhip after losing in card 2074-001. The Dorado Sundown were hyped up and wanted this win to start their quest on taking over the GWf.

    The Dorado sundown took turns working over Morpheus. Morpheus could not tag his partner omega as both wrestlers kept him from doing so. Morpheus's competitiveness kept him kicking out of pins 5 times against Blacklash and Bullwhip.

    Morpheus was in big trouble when Bullwhip got on the ropes and hit Morpheus on the back. Morpheus stumbled forward to omega to tag him, however Blacklash grabbed Omega's arm away. bullwhip used his finisher "Twelve o'clock high" to finish the match. Dorado Sundown are the GWF tag team Champions.

Belt Ceremony: Morpheus and Omega award the Galaxian Tag Team Belt to Blacklash and bullwhip. The winner both hold the belt together. Blacklash said, "We worked together as a team and this is what the GWF need is team needs and not individualism to make the sport grow." Bullwhip adds, "Me and Blacklash fell short as Torin Caelum defeated Blacklash in the semi-finals for the Galaxian Title.  Our first step is achieved to win the Tag team title and look forward to being a contender to face the winner of the next match."

The crowd has mixed emotions. Some cheer and others boo the Dorado Sundown. Omega and Morpheus leave the ring both whispering to each other, but I could not make out what they were saying.

The Main EVEnt: Torin Caelum v. Blood

    Blood started quickly taking advantage early in the match. He gets the better of Torin and throws him out of the ring and then used "scar tissue" finisher and defeats Torin Caelum in a very fast  match. The Crowd looks stunned as the favored wrestler lies on the mat. Blood is the Galaxian Title winner. Omega comes into the ring and hands the title belt to Blood and gives the microphone to him.

Blood recieves the belt and yells, "wooooohoooooooo!!!" Lights up his cigar and continues, "I got the better of torin this evening. he is a great competitor, however i was up for the challenge. I worked hard for this and Honor what Omega and Morpheus are doing with the GWF." Jammer (Blood's tag team partner) entered the ring and lifted his partner onto his shoulders.

Torin picks up the dropped microphone and said, "Congrats Blood. Today I let my fellow Sagittan people down. I vow to work harder to win the belt for sagitta. I want to help morpheus and omega in not letting Dorado sundown for completing their plan to take over the federation. I will do everything in my power to stop blacklash and Bullwhip to be contenders for the title belt.

Back stage: Santon the loner is seen sharpening his skills as he Masters the piledriver finisher, "santon Driver." He wants this move to be Devastating to all he uses it on. 

I noticed pictures of bullwhip and blacklash with red x's posted in the back stage area.

Have a Happy New Year!!

The Booker

  <---------  BLOOD

Blacklash & Bullwhip --------->

 

FURY ARENA FOOTBALL FINAL

 CLEVELAND STEVEDORES v CHICAGO BINGE

The Stevedore's first possession was an interception. Chicago received the ball on the 10 mark line. On second down, Fernando Arroyo scored on a running touchdown.

Second possession for the Stevedore's did not go well as the Binge defense held on third down and Cleveland was forced to punt. The punt was blocked and Chicago got the ball on the 8 mark line.  A great play by the Cleveland defense forced a fumble and they recovered the ball on the 9 mark line. 

Cleveland was pushed back to the 11 mark line and on third down threw an interception to Thiago Souza. Binge had the ball, but could not muster any offense except receiving four points on a penalty by the Stevedores. Chicago's punt was blocked and Cleveland had the ball on the 3 mark line.

Cleveland's offense scored on first down with a touchdown pass.  The offense went for four points to tie the game, however the pass was incomplete.

Final Score: Cleveland Stevedores 6 - 10 Chicago Binge. Coach Hue Jackless was happy for his team. "I made some mistakes in games, however the team found a way to bring home wins. The Binge organization is looking forward to Season #1 coming this February 2024. We thank all our fans for their support."

The Draft has been scheduled for January 26th. Coverage will be on the Fury Arena Football Network.

The Booker Presents GWF Card 2074-004

 

2074-004

12.30.2023

Ricken Prince d. Screw. Ricken Prince uses finisher "Royal Degree" He wanted the the earlier bow he tried, but Screw kicked out of it.

Cordsar d. Seamus Pollack with finisher "Mensan Lock."

Blood d. Saton the Loner with a pin.

Torin Caelum d. Blacklash with finisher "Caelums Grip."

The first four matches were not the greatest and the fans were restless in their seats.

The Guardians d. Commander Sam/K. O. Keller. The match had Omega pounding Commander Sam throughout the match. Omega tried to finish off Commander Sam four times. Each time Commander Sam kicked out. Morpheus took over and kept Commander Sam on the ropes. Sam could not tag his partner K. O. Keller as both Omega and Morpheus kept him in the middle of the ring. Morpheus tagged Omega of Cetus and Omega used his finisher "Cosmic War Dance."

Looking forward to "Annihilation" Torin Caelum v Blood for the Galaxian Title Championship and The Guardians v Dorado Sundown for the GWF Tag Team Championship.

See you on New Years Eve for "ANNIHILATION".

The Booker Presents GFW Card 2074-003

 2074-003

12.30.2023

GIBBOUS

The Guardians d. Torin Caelum/Ricken Prince on a DQ. Early in the match Ricken Prince left the ring and grabbed Omega and smashed him into the announcer's table and kept smashing Omega's back with broken pieces of the table. The referee saw this and DQ'd Ricken Prince.

Blacklash d. Commander Sam with finisher "Rustler Stampede."

Torin Caelum d. Screw with finisher "Caelum's Grip."

Blood d. Morpheus. Blood attacked Morpheus fast and furious. Morpheus left the ring and Blood caught him and pins Morpheus.

The Main Event

Dorado Sundown d. Defiance by Bullwhip using his finisher "12 O'clock High" on Blood.

THE BOOKER PRESENTS GWF CARD 2074-002

 2074-002

12/30/2023

DOOPLER EFFECT

Torin Caelum d. K. O. Keller with his finisher "Caelum's Grip."

Blacklash d, Bullwhip with "Rustler's Stampede."

Blood d. Torpor with "Scar Tissue" finisher.

Santon the Loner d. Solar Flare on DQ. Solar Flare get tossed out of the ring (OOTR) and grabs a chair and hits Santon the Loner over the left shoulder a few times. The referee sees the violation and Solar Flare is DQ'd.

Defiance d. Crosscurrents. Defiance's Jammer pins Vortex after a top rope clothesline. Thetis, Vortex's partner, never got into the ring and Blood tagged Jammer early and Jammer pinned Vortex quickly.

Dorado Sundown d. Mensans. Dorado Sundown's Bullwhip use his finisher twice on Trotarus, but Trotarus kicked out of the pin. Bullwhip tagged Blacklash who used the "Rustler Stampede" finisher to win the match.

Commander Sam/K. O. Keller d. Paladin Power. Commander Sam and Keller dominated the match. Solar Flare twice helped Moonstrike to get out of trouble, however he was thrown OOTR by Commander Sam and K. O. Keller pins Moonstrike.

Morpheus d. Omega. Both founders put on a great show. Both going back and forth trying to pin the other. Morpheus drew blood on Omega and then used his finisher "Trip to Hades" to win the match.

Team Demo Association Week II

TOURNAMENT OF CARNAGE

Week 2 Heats

Heat #1: Orange Crush d. Junkyard Dawgs

Heat #2: Seek n Destroy d. Dukes of Demo

Heat #3: Killbillies d. Slurpee Cups

Heat #4: Junkyard Dawgs v Dukes of Demo v Slurpee Dawgs

Junkyard Dawgs d. Dukes of Demo & Slurpee Cups in a 3 on 3 car match.

Heat #5: Seek n Destroy d. Orange Crush (Rufus Hardiman from Seek n Destroy is injured for 4 weeks and is out for the season a replacement driver will be found this coming week.

Heat #6: Killbillies d. Junkyard Dawgs

Final: Killbilles d. Seek n Destroy (The Seek n Destroy team was down one car due to the injury of Rufus Hardiman).

Turner Gallo in his '71Luxux Town Car had 4 kills tonight.

POINTS:

Killbillies 10

Seek n Destroy 9

Junkyard Dawgs 8

Orange Crush 7

Dukes of Demo 6

Slurpee Cups 6

Standings:

Orange Crush 17

Killbillies 17

Dukes of Demo 15

Seek n Destroy 15

Slurpee Cups 14

Junkyard Dawgs 14

 

TDA: TEAM DEMO ASSOCIATION

 

TOURNAMENT OF CARNAGE

The Orange Crush won the first Team Demolition Association Event at the Ding 'n' Dent Dome on Route 394.

Heat #1 Killbillies d. Seek n Destroy

Heat #2 Orange Crush d. Slurpee Cups

Heat #3 Dukes of Demo d. Junkyard Dawgs

Heat #4 Consolation Event 3-on-3 Slurpee Cups d. Seek n Destroy and Junkyard Dawgs

Heat #5 Orange Crush d. Killbillies

Heat #6 Dukes of Demo d. Slurpee Cups

Finals: Orange Crush d. Dukes of Demo

Jimmy Fred Hatch had 5 kills for the Orange Crush and his teammate Carmen Gonzalez had 3.

Travis Baltzell had 3 kills for the Slurpee Cups.

Next Weeks starting three heats are:

Heat #1 Orange Crush vs Junkyard Dawgs

Heat #2 Dukes of Demo vs Seek n Destroy

Heat #3 Slurpee Cups vs Killbilles

POINT STANDINGS

Orange Crush 10

Dukes of Demo 9

Slurpee Cups 8

Killbillies 7

Junkyard Dawgs 6

Seek n Destroy 6

 

Champions of the Galaxy by Filsinger Games

2074-001

12/29/2023

GALACTIC WRESTLING FEDERATION

Welcome to Earth 3 Illinois Off-World. E3I OW is located on Deimos. The matches will take place at Deimos Intergalactic Arena. I, THE BOOKER, am the overseer of E3I OW and welcome Morpheus and Omega, the co-founders, of GWF.

Morpheus and Omega have arranged an assortment of wrestlers from the galaxy to compete in wrestling matches. Twenty wrestlers competing in individual and tag team events.

Let meet the wrestlers and where they are from:

Morpheus - Aldebaran     

Omega - Cetus

Santon the Loner - Unknown

Moonstrike - Titan, Saturn

Commander Sam - Earth, U.S.A.

Torpor - Cygnus

Screw - Unknown

Seamus Pollock - Beta Pictoris

Cordsar - Mensa

Trotarus - Mensa

Thetis - Thalassis

Vortex - Thalassis

Jammer- Albiero

K. O. Keller - Centaurus

Ricken Prince - Merak

Solar Flare - Titan, Saturn

Torin Caelum - Sagitta

Blood - Albiero

Backlash - Dorado

Bullwhip - Dorado

I will be giving you information on the cards for the 2074-5 season. Let me fill you in on Card 2074-001.

K. O. Keller d. Cordsar in the opening match using his finisher "The Ten Count."

Screw d. Moonstrike. Screw pulled Moonstrike out-of-the-ring (OOTR) and smashed him into the turnbuckle post. Moonstrike was hurting and bleeding and Screw threw him back into the ring to use his finisher "Freakish Face Slam" to win the match.

Commander Sam d. Ricken Prince on a DQ. Ricken commanded the match, but kept wanting Sam to kiss his ring. He got frustrated as Sam kept kicking out and Ricken Prince took the action OOTR and used a table on Commander Sam. The referee was on his game and noticed the infraction and disqualified Prince.

Santon the Loner d. Seamus Pullock with his "Santon Driver" finisher. The match kept going back and forth and both wrestlers were bleeding from open wounds on their faces.

Solar Flare d. Jammer as this match was a fight. Both wrestler were fatigued, but put on a great show with blood flowing from Jammer's forehead and Solar Flare's ear. Solar Flare finally pinned a exhausted Jammer.

The Main Event was The Guardians (Omega and Morpheus) vs. Dorado Sundown (Blacklash and Bullwhip).  These gentlemen do not get along due to the Dorado Sundown's wanting to take over the league. The crowd was going wild as these wrestlers were putting on a great Main Event. Morpheus grabbed a chair and hit Blacklash over the back a few times as the referee was preoccupied with Omega complaining to Dorado's Western style of wrestling. The referee finally saw what was going on and DQ'd The Guardians. Morpheus was pissed and stormed off as Omega shock his head as Morpheus let his emotions get the best of him.

"To our world to yours see you next time on The Booker Presents."

 

1908 BACK IN TIME BASEBALL LEAGUE

GAME 1 @ BENNETT PARK

Phillies 4 Tigers 3

Winning Pitcher was George McQuillen who pitched 8 innings. Ed Summer got the loss. John Titus had a key hit in the fifth as the Phillies scored 3 runs breaking a 1-1 tie.

GAME 2 @ BENNETT PARK

Phillies 2 Tigers 4

George Mullin pitched a complete game for the win. The losing pitcher was Tully Sparks who pitched 7 innings. Red Downs had a clutch hit to bring in the winning runs in the bottom of the 8th inning for the Tigers.

GAME 3 @ BAKER BOWL

Tigers 1 Phillies 3

Bill Donovan (Tigers) faced Frank Corridon (Phillies). Both pitchers pitched well as the game was tied 1-1 until the bottom of the seventh when John Titus has a key hit bringing in the go ahead run. Corridon held onto to the win.

GAME 4 @ BAKER BOWL

Tigers 6 Phillies 2

Boss Schmidt started the scoring with a clutch hit in the 1st inning. The Tigers scored 5 runs which was enough to tie the series 2-2 and bring it back to Bennett Park for game 5. Ed Willett was the winning pitcher. Lew Richie was the losing pitcher.

GAME 5 @ BENNETT PARK

Phillies 2 Tigers 5

Ed Summers got the win and pitched a complete game. Ty Cobb had a clutch hit in the to tie the game 2-2 in the fifth inning. Germany Schaeffer had a key hit in the 7th to break the tie. George McQuillan was the losing pitcher.

GAME 6 @ BAKER BOWL

Tigers 3 Phillies 7

The game was tied 3-3 until the bottom of the 5th inning when John Titus got his second clutch hit of the game. Tully Sparks was the winning pitcher and George Mullin got the loss.

GAME 7 @ BENNETT PARK

Phillies 1 Tigers 3

Sam Crawford was on the mound for the Phillies and Red Downs for the Tigers. The game was scoreless for four innings until the Phillies got a run. The Tigers answered back with two runs of their own to lead 2-1. They added another run in the sixth to take a 3-1 lead.

ABOUT B.I.T. BASEBALL LEAGUE

Back In Time Baseball League was played using Al Wilson's Fast Inning Baseball.

The tournament setting was double elimination. Each series was best 2 out of 3 until the final which was best out of seven.  The Tigers never lost a series during the tournament. They almost lost to the Washington Senators, but won 2-1 holding onto the lead for five innings.

In 1908, the season went from April 14th to October 14th. The Chicago Cubs and the Detroit Tigers were the regular season winners of the National and American League. In 1908, the Chicago Cubs won four games to one to win the World Series.

In this tournament replay, the Chicago Cubs were in the semi-finals against the Philadelphia Phillies but were swept two games to none.

Please check out Fast Inning Baseball at: fastinningbaseball.com/downloads. The game is free, however their are donations taken for worthy causes. Each game plays in about 5 -10 minutes. My average time with writing down stats for key and clutch hits, innings pitched, and errors took about 8 - 10 minutes.

Enjoy the game and please check other posts on the site.

Michael J. Cichon

 

ROUND IV

 COMMISSIONER TOURNAMENT

ROUND IV GROUP A & B

GROUP A

LOS ANGELES LUNATICS VS CHICAGO BINGE

    The Lunatics start the game and fumble the ball on the 10 mark. On fourth down the Binge goes for it and score on a 5 mark run and convert a 6 point conversion to lead 12-0. The Lunatics took over on the 19 mark and on 3rd down Kuhari scores on a 5 mark pass with no conversion.  Chicago fumbles the ball on their next possession and the Lunatics take advantage and score on a 3 mark run and convert 2 points. The Binge fumbles again as Belgatta forces a fumble. Leading 14-12, the Lunatics give up a 2 point penalty to the Binge and the score is tied. On third down, the Lunatics pass is intercepted and the Binge had the ball on the 8 mark line.

    On the second down, Sears makes a 12 mark running TD to give the Binge the win. Lunatics 14 - 20 Binge.  Coach Hue Jackless made some offensive mistakes, however gets the win.

NASHVILL TWANG VS MIAMI MAELSTROM

    Goldwater intercepts a Miami pass give the Twang the ball in great field position on the 4 mark, however The Twang fumble the ball on their first possession. Miami gets another pass intercepted as Haggards picks off the pass for the Twang. Topper scores on a 7 mark TD pass and they convert a 3 point conversion to lead 9-0. 

    Miami scores on their third possession on a pass, but cannot convert any conversion. Twang lead 9-6, as they get possession and they fumble the ball on the 3 mark line.  The Twang's defense pushes the Maelstrom back 5 marks on 1st down. On second down, Miami commits a penalty for 2 points and lose the down. Third down, the pass was deflected. Down by 4 points, Miami went for it from the 8 mark line.  The Maelstrom fall short on their comeback as they could not score. Twang 11 - 7 Maelstrom.

Group B

DALLAS TNT VS MILWAUKEE BUZZ

    TNT score as Wrecker finds the end zone on a TD pass. The Buzz punt on their first possession. Roane forces a fumble to give the Buzz the ball on the 6 mark, however they could not score and settle for a field goal and take a 3-0 lead.

    TNT gets their offense going as Wrecker scores again on a TD run from the 4 mark and convert twice for 6 points and lead 18-3. The Buzz answer back as Faraaj scores on a TD run and they convert a 6 point conversion. The TNT leading 18-15 have the ball on the 18 mark and fumble as Roane forces another fumble. On the 2 mark line the Buzz's offense score on a TD run. TNT 18 - 21 Buzz.

CLEVELAND STEVEDORES VS PHOENIX INFERNO

    The Inferno commit a penalty for 2 points on the first play and then the Stevedores get a field goal to take 5-0 lead.  The Inferno had to punt and then they intercept a Stevedore pass on the 3 mark line.  They take advantage and score and take a 6-5 lead.

    The Stevedore had to settle for a field goal and lead 8-6. On third down, the Stevedores intercept a Inferno pass. The Stevedores could not get any offense going and settle for another field goal and lead 11-6. From the 10 mark the Inferno get the ball, however Gengyo intercepts the pass. Stevedores 11 - 6 Inferno.

ROUND III

 COMMISSIONER TOURNAMENT I

ROUND III GROUP A and B

Los Angeles Lunatics vs Chicago Binge

    The Lunatics fumbled the ball on the 10 mark on the opening play of the game.  On third down and five, the offense of Chicago scored a running touchdown and added 6 conversion points to take an early 12-0 lead. On the second possession for the Lunatics they scored after starting on the 19 mark on a 5 mark pass TD to Kuhari. Chicago fumbled on their second possession.

    Los Angeles scores on a Salo TD run from the 7 mark and convert 2 points for the conversion and take the lead 14-12. Belgatta forces a fumble and the Lunatics get the ball on the 11 mark, however they throw an interception on the 4 mark.  Shoeless calls for a strategy increasing the run potential of Sears who scores a 12 mark running TD to win the game.  Lunatics 14 - 20 Binge.

Nashville Twang vs Miami Maelstrom

    Goodwater for Nashville intercepts a pass and the Twang have the ball on the 10 mark.  Nashville was moving the ball down the field until they fumbled and Miami takes over on the 16 mark.  Haggard intercepts a errant pass by the Twang on the 4 mark and they score on a 7 mark pass to Topper and score 3 conversion points. The Twang did have a penalty point against for 1 point. Twang 9 - 1 Maelstrom.  

    The Maelstrom score on a 16 mark pass and do not convert any conversion points.  The Twang fumble the ball on their next possession on the 3 mark giving the Maelstrom an opportunity to score.  The Maelstrom were forced back 7 marks on the first two plays. On third and 10 marks to go the Maelstrom get a penalty against them for 2 points and lose 3rd down.  On fourth and 10 marks, they fall short of the goal line being stopped on the 2 mark line.  Twang 11 - 7 Maelstrom.

NEXT GAME:

    Nashville Twang vs Chicago Binge.  The winner will then face the winner of the eight teams not chosen in the first 16 teams of the tournament.

GROUP B

Phoenix Inferno vs Houston Hombres

    Howard Smoak scores on a TD pass for the Inferno and take a 6-0 lead over the Houston Hombres.  Medhanie Senay intercepts the Hombres pass to take over on the 2 mark for their second possession. Smoak again scores on a TD pass with no conversion. On the Hombres second possession the get pushed into their end zone and the Inferno are up 18-0 until the Hombres offense scores on a TD run and score two 6 point conversions to tie the game.

    The Inferno answer back with a 13 mark run for 6 points. The Hombres fumble the ball on their third possession. The Inferno has a penalty against them for 5 points before hitting a 6 mark field goal and lead 27-23. Negassi Massawa forces a fumble to stop the Hombres. Inferno 27 - 23 Hombres.

Gulf Coast Splash vs Cleveland Stevedores

    The first two possession for the teams were traded punts and interceptions. The offense for the Stevedores scores on a 8 mark TD run and hit a 5 point conversion to take a 11-0 lead.  Punch Panikar intercepts a Splash pass and then Chessir Shoals intercepts a Stevedore pass. The last possession for the Splash, Rollin Waves scores on a TD run after giving up a 2 point penalty.  The Splash could not convert and lose 6 - 13. Splash 6 - 13 Stevedores

Dallas TNT vs New York Nukes

    The TNT get a penalty point of 1 and then score on a 2 mark TD pass and take the early lead 7-0. The Nukes fumble the ball and TNT take advantage and score on a 2 mark TD run and lead 13-0. The Nukes had a drive going, however they settle for a field goal.

    TNT's offense can not be stopped as they score on a 10 mark pass TD and convert 3 times for 6 points to lead 25-3. The Nukes still had problems moving the ball as TNT's defense stopped them on 4th down. TNT scores on a 9 mark run to lead 31-3. The Nukes took over on the 13 mark and on 2nd down throw a pass which Nitro Coleman intercepts. TNT 31 - 3 Nukes.

Milwaukee Buzz vs Philadelphia Mongrels

    Tadarrian Fogg forces a fumble to stop the Buzz's first drive.  The Mongrels could not get a drive going and punt the ball.  The Buzz scores on a 9 mark run and convert twice for 5 points to lead 11-0.  I.P.A. Rattay makes his presence known and intercepts a pass to give the Buzz the ball on the 5 mark line. Sippy Captano scores on a 5 mark run and again convert twice for 7 points and lead 24-0.  Mongrels fumble the ball as Rattay made a vicious hit on the Mongrel runner. The convert the turnover into a field goal and lead 27-0. The Buzz finally hit the score board with a 2 mark run, but could not make any conversion points. Buzz 27 - 6 Mongrels.

ROUND II

 COMMISSIONER TOURNAMENT I

ROUND II GROUP A

LOS ANGELES LUNATICS VS DETROIT RIPPERS

    Karlsdorf has a 1 mark TD run for the Lunatics to start the game.  The Rippers answer back with a 2 mark run by Carter and also receive 3 PP to take a 9-6 lead. On possession two, the Lunatics throw a interception and the Rippers take advantage as Sharp runs in with a 8 mark run TD. The offense converts a 6 point conversion. Rippers 21 - Lunatics 6.

    Lunatics score from the 14 mark on a offensive pass TD and score 6 conversion points to make the score 21-18, Rippers.  The Rippers had problems moving the ball from the 15 mark and settle for 3 points and lead by 6, 24-18.  On their last possession, the Lunatics score on a 2 mark run to tie the game. They convert a 2 point conversion to take the lead.  The Rippers received the ball on the 18 mark and was moving the ball onto the 6 mark. On third down, the Rippers fumble to end their run in the tournament.  Lunatics 26 - 24 Rippers.

NEW ORLEANS BIG FUN VS CHICAGO BINGE

    Both teams fumble their first possessions and the Big Fun throw a interception on their 2nd possession with a penalty of 5 points using Chicago coaches strategy. Morchison runs the ball in from the 8 mark to give Chicago a 6-0 lead.  The Big Fun have a offensive penalty for 3 points and then score 6 on Stevensen 3 mark run. Chicago 13-6. Chicago fumbles the ball on their 3rd possession and give Big Fun decent field position on the 11 mark.  Costas runs the ball in for a 11 mark run, however Chicago stops the conversion. Big Fun 12 - 13 Binge.

KANSAS CITY DRIFTERS VS NASHVILLE TWANG

    The Twang are considered the underdogs in this game.  On their first possession they fumble the ball on the 10 mark. The Drifters move the ball to the 2 mark on second down.  Karris makes a -11 mark tackle to push the Drifters back.  KC punts and Nashville takes over on the 12 mark.  They fumble the ball and the Drifters have the ball on the 8 mark.  Nashville's defense again pushes the KC offense back to force a punt.    

    The Twang hits a 3 mark field goal to take the lead 3-0.  On possession 3 for the Drifters the Twangs defense forces a fumble and the receive the ball on the 17 mark.  The Twang throws a interception and the Drifters take over on the 3 mark and it looks like elimination for the Twang. Mandrel tackles for a 5 yard loss and then Dobo does the same.  On third down, the defense swarms for a 2 yard loss.  Fourth and 15, the offense is stopped as the pass is deflected and incomplete. A ugly game as the Twang hold on to win 3-0. Drifters 0 - 3 Twang.

MIAMI MAELSTROM VS VEGAS BADA BINGS

    The Bings punt on their first possession.  The Miami Maelstrom take the ball on the 15 mark as the offense scores on a 15 pass and scores 5 conversion points. The Bings went 4 and out and the Maelstrom throw a interception on their next possession.

    The Bings get on the score board with a 11 mark TD pass however they score no conversion points. Miami leading 11-6 take the ball on the 9 mark and score on a 1 mark run.  They convert 6 more points on the conversion attempts. Bings down 23-6 need to move the offense.  On 1st down the Bada Bings throw a interception. Maelstrom 23 - 6 Bada Bings.

Next Round

Los Angeles Lunatics vs Chicago Binge

Nashville Twang vs Miami Maelstrom

The Binge and the Twang are the underdogs as the Lunatics and the Maelstrom have scored an average of 26 points per game.

THE CARNIVAL CARNAGE REPORT with AFR STEVE

 2023-005

"BROKEN RESOLUTION" 

IS COMING JANUARY 1, 2O24

This is AFR Steve and welcome to another segment of The Carnival Carnage Report. My colleague, Keith @ PLAAY got the scoop from the Schorr's about "Broken Resolution."

Keith: "The Schorr's announced their will be a men's and women's Royal Rumble match at the event. Their will be two under card events with one featuring my  partner AFR Steve. The big news is that the rest of the events will be to title belt matches for The Heavyweight Title and Tag Team Title in both the men's and women's divisions. There will be cage, object, and grudge matches at this first big event. The General Manager will be speaking before the event starts with some news on a project The General Manager and the Schorr's have been working on."

In the first match, Sally "The Rally" Nation was defeated by Liv Vivacious as Liv dragged Sally into the concession stands to use her finisher "High Life" Stalling Piledriver.

Commissioner  Schorr interviewed Angelica San Miguel as Laurence Davis heard unwanted comments being made by the Commish. Angelica tells Schorr, "Shut your mouth" as Schorr leaves the ring. Jeanette Atlas throws Angelica San Miguel out of the ring into her valet/wannabe boyfriend Laurence Davis. Angelica could not make it back into the ring in time and was counted out by the referee.

Bolt Bickford d. Chuck Splatter quickly as he threw Splatter out of the ring. He takes a trash can cover and hits Splatter numerous times over the back and Splatter could not recover. The referee counts out Splatter.

The tag team of Pain for Fame faced off against the team called Vicious Velocity. Again, Schorr is speaking with the wrestlers and tells Pain for Fame to have a great match. Vicious Velocity look on in disgust. Darius Caesar of Pain for Fame gets injured during the match and Count Hammeril von Fluke has to continue on his own. Mister Henderson of Vicious Velocity tags Force of Nature and Nature uses his specialty move "Down to Earth" Lifting Mat Slam to bring on his finisher "Natural Disaster" Torture Rack to defeat Pain for Fame.

Chuck Splatter and Beard-O team up to meet the team of Star Struck. Colorful Romero of Star Struck uses his finisher "Jaw Jacker" Belly-to-Belly Piledriver w/Oaths to defeat Beard-O.

Big Bang (Bolt Bickford and Planet Caffey) entered the ring to face The Unknowns (The Seventh Sense and The Mind Reader). Big Bang took over the match and The Unknowns were in a daze and did not know what hit them. Planet Caffey d. Mind Reader with his finisher of "Atmospheric Pressure" a Elevated Hammerlock.

The Main Event was Jason Dedmond against Count Hammeril Von Fluker. During the event the referee was knocked out and no referee took over. Jason pins the Count in fast fashion. Jason takes the TV camera and shows Fluker flaying about on the match as the crowd applauds. The referee wakes ups and announces Dedmond the winner of the match.

At the Carnival Carnage interview I interviewed Jason Dedmond and Bolt Bickford and congratulated them on their upcoming title bout at "Broken Resolutions."

This is AFR Steve and Keith @ PLAAY signing off.

THE CARNIVAL CARNAGE REPORT with AFR STEVE

 2023-004

MEN'S QUARTER FINALS

Chuck Splatter d. The Mind Reader as Splatter had to deal with the Shrink, Inc. tactics as they kept obscuring the referee's vision and causing The Mind Reader to have a pin attempt which Splatter kicked out of. Splatter was so tired of the antics he throws The Mind Reader into Dr. Terminal and The Seventh Sense and drags The Mind Reader through the fans into the concession area and pins The Mind Reader.

Count Hammeril von Fluke continued with his antics of stirring up the crown with his hand gestures entering the ring. Force of Nature enters the ring as Darius Caesar sings praise to him. The fans were not sure who to boo for, but started booing Force of Nature due to his gross misconduct in the ring which I can not even mention in this article.  The referee was tired of the misconduct and DQ'd Force of Nature as the fans cheered for the referee.

Jason Dedmond faced Beard-O in this next match as Howard Schorr entered the ring and made a statement to the wrestlers ring side that he was happy how these group of wrestlers were acting. Each wrestler was given a TV rating bump.

During the match, the referee was bumped and Hector Puleo took over. Jason pins Beard-O quickly with this advantage. After the match, Howard Schorr was not happy with Jason Dedmond and decreased his TV appearances and rating. Jason was furious with the Commissioner and was staring at someone ring side who I and Keith @ PLAAY did not recognize.

The women joined us a Blood, Sweat, and Fears as tag team Vertigo; Sally Nation and Wet Blanket faced Foreign Exchange; Joanie Nakamura and Angelica San Miguel. Laurence Davis was following Angelica around like a lost puppy. 

Howard Schorr was seen speaking with Foreign Exchange and it was told to me by fans near them that Schorr said that if the Exchange win the Vertigo will lose their grudge grades.  Sally Nation tosses Joanie out of the ring and finds a rubber hose under the ring.  She hits Joanie repeatedly with it until the ref stops her. However, Joanie cannot reenter the ring and the referee counts Foreign Exchange out and Vertigo wins.

During Carnival Carnage interview with Vertigo. The Unbreakables; Anna Banningham and Lexxie Lissome, made anti-American comments about Vertigo. This upset team Vertigo and they declared a grudge TV match in their championship match at "Broken Resolutions."

The Main Even was Bolt Bickford versus Mr. Henderson. Mr. Henderson was frustrated during this match as Bolt kept slapping him in the face. Henderson threw Bolt out of the ring. While out of the ring, Bolt Bickford got a good hold on Mr. Henderson and threw him onto our announcer's table pinning him.

I am AFR Steve Tower and this was another segment of Carnival Carnage.

THE CARNIVAL CARNAGE REPORT with AFR STEVE

    2023-003

NOT READY FOR PRIME TIME

AFR Steve here for another BSF Wrestling Federation Report. I and Kurt Engel were not ready for our match with Creeper Tod Crawley and Dr. Terminal as we had only a week of practice and conditioning. Before the match, Commissioner Howard Schorr came into the ring and warned Crawley and Terminal to stop bringing the fans to a frenzy.

Crawley stuns the crowd as he pins Kurt Engel and we lost the match. Afterwards, in the post match interview, Bolt Bickford had words to say about Crawley which stirred up Crawley. Crawley grabbed the microphone and challenged Bolt to a cage match in the their match tonight and challenged Kurt Engel and I to a cage match at "Broken Resolutions" on January 1, 2024. I accepted the challenge.

Bolt Bickford d. Creeper Crawley in fast fashion with a pin within three minutes of the match. During the interview session Bolt said he was ready for Mr. Henderson in his next scheduled match. Creeper Tod Crawley spoke to Keith @ PLAAY after the match and said he was part of Shrink, Inc with Doctor Terminal, The Mind Reader, and Seventh Sense as they entered the ring for The Mind Reader's match against Outlaw Rowdy.

Bad News Barrie stopped The Mind Reader from taking a cheap shot at Outlaw Rowdy during the match. The Seventh Sense added to the Shrink, Inc tactics as he kept doing embarrassing things to Bad News Barrie upsetting him. Barrie was sick of the tactics and left the ring telling the Schorr's to tighten up the BSF and this antics. The referee counted Barrie out and The Mind Reader won.

Celebrity Lady Gaga was in the house and insulted the Force of Nature before the match.  This action got Force of Nature to pin The Predicament in fast fashion.

Count Hammeril Von Fluke made his entrance to taunting fans as he taunted them back with his hand gestures. The Count used his finisher on Planet Caffey the "Count's Claw" Iron Claw.  Bruno Biltwell was ring side and he told the Count, "Get ready for Bruno the Barber Biltwell as I going to shave that silly mustache off of you when I get the chance to face you."

During my interview with Chuck Splatter, Splatter challenges Bruno Biltwell to object match right now. Chuck must of been mad about the comments made by Biltwell earlier as he throws Biltwell out of the ring and used his finisher "Clean-up on Aisle 7" for the win.

Beard-O d. Hector Puleo in a back-and-forth match. A fan was squashed as Puleo threw Beard-O out of the ring and into the stands. Tessa Meyers-Ingalls, TMI, did not like the move and hits Hector Puleo over the head with a microscope she had ring side. That gave Beard-O to do his finishing move "History Repeats Itself" Double Elbow Drop on Puleo for the win. Professor Corey Schellenberger (Beard-O) leaves the ring in a hurry with TMI following him closely.

The Main Event was The Seventh Sense versus Jason Dedmond. The Mind Reader and The Seventh Sense attack Jason before the match. Hector Puleo was not happy with their actions and waited until the match started to toss The Seventh Sense out of the ring when the referee was distracted by Dr. Terminal outbursts ring side. The Seventh Sense did not return in time and the referee counted him out. Emerson Schorr was displeased about the actions of Jason Dedmond and Hector Puleo and questions their toughness and heart. Jason and Hector got in a yelling and shoving match with the President. Security came in and stopped the two parties.

This is The Carnival Carnage Report. AFR Steve signing out.

Carnival Carnage Report

       2023-002

BLOOD, SWEAT, AND FEARS WRESTLING FEDERATION

Welcome to another edition of the Carnival Carnage Report by AFR Steve.

Card 002 action started with Bolt Bickford d. Dokie Dust Oakley with his "Coastal Carolina Tidal Wave" Body Press. Planet Caffey was not happy with comments about Bickford's tactics that were made after the match.

The Head Trip faced The Predicament in the next match. The Predicament used his "Early Retirement" Ring Rope finisher to d. Head Trip. Jason Dedmond was watching the match and liked what he saw from The Predicament and became The Predicament's ally in BSF.

Planet Caffey threw Judge Joe Ridge out of the ring and grabbed a lead pipe from under the ring and hit Judge Joe over his left shoulder. Judge Joe could not recover and Planet Caffey wins on count out.

Jason Dedmond was stirring up the crowd and seemed over confident before the match against Binghun Yee. Dedmond pins Yee after a failed attempt of his finisher move.

I had a interview with semi-retired Kurt Engel who was a former Olympic Gold Medalist in wrestling. Kurt spoke about coming back to wrestling. Creeper Tod Crawley interrupted the interview saying Kurt is a has-been and should not return. Crawley issued a tag team challenge to Kurt and myself to face him and Dr. Terminal. Before I could say anything, Kurt accepted the challenge.

Darius Caesar faced Mister Henderson in the next match.  The match was going back-and-forth until Force of Nature came into the ring and helped Mister Henderson soften up Darius as Henderson used his finisher, "Code 66" Neck Twist on Darius Caesar.

The Main Event was Grady from '80 against Beard-O. Beard-O interrupted Grady's entrance by taking over the PA system. This upset Grady and he took it to Beard-O and missed on his finisher. Beard-O took advantage of the miss and used his finisher "History Repeats Itself" Double Elbow Drop to defeat Grady. TMI, Beard-O's valet, hugged Beard-O after the match, however Beard-O shrugged her off. Grady watched this as he was beside himself for letting Beard-O win the match and move on in the tournament.

BLOOD, SWEAT, AND FEARS WRESTLING FEDERATION

 THE INAUGURAL DANCE

2023-001

12/26/23

CARNIVAL CARNAGE #1

    Welcome to Blood, Sweat, and Fears Wrestling Federation. My name is AFR Steve announcer and reporter for BSF and the Carnival Carnage wrestling news. Let us look at what happened at The Inaugural Dance!!

Commission Howard Schoor and President Emerson Schoor came to the ring and announced that the first events in men's and women's division will be a single elimination tournament to announce the first champions in heavy weight and tag team.

The General Manager, wearing a mask over his face, was ring side and told both Schoor's he will be watching the BSF and will make appearances at pay per view events. His assistant will be watching all matches and reporting to him when he is not available. I asked about the mask and The GM told me not to worry about it and quit asking dumb questions or I would be fired.

In the undercard event Mister Henderson defeated Bad New Barrie with a submission hold. At the post match interview I had with Mister Henderson, we were interrupted by Jimmy Rippy who was not happy with Mister Henderson. Rippy issued a grudge match between the two after the tournament or if they faced each other. It will be a object match to be determined.

Bolt Bickford threw Dokie Duster Oakey out of the ring. Oakey did not return in time and Bickford was declared the winner, however Howard Schoor said it was a no decision as the referee's count was to fast.

The Mindreader faced Jimmy Rippy in the next match. Rippy used his Red, White, Blue, Flying Forearm Smash to The Mindreader to win the match.  The commissioner ran into the ring and reversed the decision.  Afterwards, my colleague, Keith @ PLAAY saw Howard Schoor whispering in the Mindreader's ear behind the curtain.

I interviewed Howard Schoor during "Carnival Carnage". Schoor was happy how the first event was going, however the fans were constantly booing during the interview due to the no and reversed decision's just made. Schoor kept his composure as he left the interview.

In the Women's division Midnight Rose faced Joanie Nakamora. Nakamora had no problem with Rose and finished her with the Doutinshi Ho Back Breaker.

Unbreakable defeated Glitter Bomb in the women's tag team match.  Twanette Atlas gets pinned by Lexxie Lissome.  Again, Howard Schoor is seen speaking with Twanette Atlas of the Glitter Bombs and Keith reported that Schoor said Twanette needed to change her finisher as it was illegal. She changed it to the "Barbell Drop."

Back to Men's action.  Tag Team Turmoil put a whipping on the American Made tag team as Hector Puleo uses Latreneda on Jimmy Rippy. Rippy looked at little sluggish.  Afterwards, Tag Team Turmoil embarrass the American Made by making comments about how Rippy could not tag his partner Judge Joe Ridge.

In the Main Event, the action was back and force between Bruno Biltwell and Colorful Romero. Romero kicked out three times on pin moves and Biltwell missed his finisher once. Grady from the 80's did not like Keith's comments about Grady being stuck in the 80's. Grady was upset and made some comments in the staging area.

Biltwell finally pins Romero for the three count and yells at Romero, "Next time it will be a cut and shave for you."

Next Main Event is Grady from '80 v Beard-O in a all Men's Event.

Not a bad day for the Inaugural of BSF. Stay tune for more.