BSF CARD 2024-012

CREEPER TOD CRAWLEY d. BEARD-O

    Beard-O loses this match as a DQ due to his suspension. Binghun Yee tells Crawley he just a gimmick and he is tired of his antics. Crawley tells Yee to enter the ring and he will show him his gimmick. A unscheduled match begins between the two.

CREEPER TOD CRAWLEY d. BINGCHUN YEE [26]

    Dr. Terminal tries to help Crawley, but Yee throws him into the TV equipment and then throws Tod out of the ring (OOTR). He smashes Tod into the concrete floor a few times and then picks up a steel gate and smashes into Crawley. Into the announcer table goes Crawley and Yee had his chance for a pin, but Tod kicks out.

    Tod starts surging back and does a "Electric Chair" move on Yee and Yee goes down and Crawley pins him looking into his Yee's eyes. Yee is screaming. 

AFR Steve: "What just happened."

YEE (through interpreter)"Bugs, bugs. Lots of bugs."

AFR STEVE: "I did not see any bugs. Not sure if Yee seen something or not, but he is worked up."

AMERICAN MADE d. CHUCK SPLATTER [28]

    Judge Joe throws Splatter OOTR quickly and he goes into the announcer's table. Joe makes a pin attempt but Splatter kicks out. Rippy is tagged in and he tries to pin Splatter quickly after a "Hammer Jammer." Splatter does not stay down and Judge Joe Ridge is tagged in again and he knocks Splatter into the turnbuckle and he is down. Here it is folks "Court is Adjourned." Spatter is done as Judge Joe Ridge finishes him.

PLANET CAFFEY d. THE PREDICAMENT [39]

    Caffey starts plummeting The Predicament and then out of no where The Predicament does a "Knuckle to the Temple" and Caffey is dazed and goes down. The Predicament tries to pin him, but Caffey does not stay down.

    Planet Caffey surges back with a series of moves and then uses his finishers "Atmospheric Pressure Elevated Hammerlock" for the win.

BRUNO BILTWELL d. GRADY FROM '80 [46]

    Bruno not happy about Grady's earlier comments and is upset and gets Grady on the ropes early. A "Camel Clutch" by Bruno and Grady is down, but does not stay down.

    Grady surges back, however Bruno has a different plan in store for Grady as he gets up on the turnbuckle and smashes into Grady and Grady is down. Bruno signals for "Shave and a Haircut" Body Chops followed by a Head Butt. Grady stays down and the referee declares Bruno Biltwell the winner.

    BRUNO: "I done with my feud with Bread-O. You cannot have a feud if a has-been wrestler cannot wrestle. All he is good for is.... Well nothing."

MAIN EVENT

DARIUS CAESAR d. THE MINDREADER [55]

    This main event happened so quickly if you blinked it was over with. Darius got a hold of a wooden cross that he hid under the ring and smashed The Mindreader over the shoulders with it. Some how The Mindreader pulled a "Magic 8 Ball" from somewhere and smashes Darius face with it.

    Darius is bleeding from his forehead and he does a "Gruesome Powerbomb" on The Mindreader" and The Mindreader is down and not moving. 

KEITH @ PLAAY: "Steve it looks like the Mindreader's head fell on the "Magic 8 Ball" that was lying in the ring and knocked him out. Lucky for Darius."

AFR STEVE: "I wonder what the predication was."

KEITH @ PLAAY: "It said, "SO IT SHOULD BE."

AFR STEVE: "WOW. What a predication."

CARNIVAL OF CARNAGE

Bolt Bickford is guest.

BOLT: Steve do not have much to say. (Shakes the Magic 8 Ball). Mmmmm. It says, Signs Point to Yes."

AFR STEVE: "What did you ask it."

BOLT: "If I told you Steve, that would ruin the surprise."

 

BSF CARD 2024-011

BOLT BICKFORD WINS INJURED

JASON DEDMOND d. BINGCHUN YEE  [37]

    Referee knocked out early in the match and celebrity guest Adam Levine took over favoring Jason Dedmond. Early pin by Dedmond, however Yee kicks out. Both wrestlers go back and forth until Dedmond does a heart kick and Yee is down. Dedmond covers up and pins Yee.

JUDGE JOE RIDGE d. COUNT HAMMERIL VON FLUKER [31]

    Judge Joe goes after the Count and then the Count surges back. As he does he bumps the referee out of the ring and the referee is knocked out. There is no referee and Count bashes Judge Joe into the the turnbuckle giving Joe some German hospitality. Joe goes down but kicks out immediately.

    Judge Joe does the "Top Rope Smash" and Von Fluker is down and here it comes "This Court is Adjourned" finisher by Ridge and Von Fluker is finished.

    Beard-O has been seen throwing objects into the ring in the previous match and this match trying to distract the face wrestlers. It looks like he been caught and someone is seen speaking with Howard Schorr.

 DOKIE DUSTER OAKEY d. BAD NEWS BARRIE [34]

    Howard Schorr enters the rings and asks for the microphone.

HOWARD: "Mr. Beard-O it has come to my attention you are trying to liven things up at the Square Circle. I do not appreciate you throwing things into the ring and hereby suspend you for 6 weeks from matches. Your tag team partner Chuck Splatter will wrestle alone in his tag team matches. All opponents will be awarded DQ wins for your behavior for the next 6 events."

BEARD-O: "Your days are numbered Schorr. You will not last."

HOWARD: "In addition you will be donating $500 per event to a worthy cause in the Chicagoland area, for a total of $3000.00."

BEARD-O: "You dirty little.." (Beard-O sees The Conglomerate standing in his luxury box looking over the Arena and says no more and leaves the premises."

HOWARD: "Emerson make sure you get the six charities from Beard-O by end of tomorrow."

Oakey throws Barrie OOTR quickly and smashes him into the concrete floor a few times before throwing him back into the ring and does a "Hammerlock". Barrie is down and Oakey pins him.

VICIOUS VELOCITY d. STAR STRUCK [54]

    Velocity lodges a legitimate protest against Star Struck for a hidden object held by both wrestlers. 

    Grady from '80 holds onto Force of Nature as Colorful Romero "Heavy Slaps" Nature. Mister Henderson is tagged in by Force of Nature and throws Romero OOTR. Henderson grabs a steel chair and hits Romero repeatedly and Romero goes down. Henderson cannot pin him.

    Grady is tagged in and he causes Henderson to go down and Henderson kicks out of a pin attempt. Henderson gets Romero as he was tagged and throws him out of the ring and tries to pin him after knocking him down by smashing him headlong into the stairs of the ring. Mister Henderson tags Force of Nature who pins Romero before Romero can try to get tagged by Grady from '80.

CARNIVAL OF CARNAGE

GUEST: Chuck Splatter/ Beard-O

AFR Steve kicks Beard-O out of the interview as he is suspended and Chuck Splatter has comments for Steve. Steve tells him he can go to and Steve gets slapped by Splatter. Both men tussle about until Keith @ PLAAY stops them.

SPLATTER: "This is not finished lets take this to the ring in a object match of your choosing Steeeevvvvvooo."

AFR STEVE: "Let make it my favorite. Video Camera Tripod!"

KEITH @ PLAAY: "Your a little red in the face, Steve."

AFR STEVE: "You better just keep your comments to self. You could of broke that up a little faster."

BOLT BICKFORD d. OUTLAW ROWDY [61]

    Bolt Bickford holding on as he is injured in a close match until he throws Rowdy OOTR and into the announcer table. 1..2.. and Rowdy recovers and kicks out. 

    A "BTB Piledriver" by Rowdy and Bolt does not look good, however he reverses the move and goes for his finisher but Outlaw Rowdy makes him miss his mark and he tries to gain some momentum with a "Short Arm Clothesline."

    Bolt does "Thesz Press" into his finisher "Coastal Carolina Tidal Wave" Body Press and Bickford wins.

    Bolt raises the belt high and the crowd goes wild.

BOLT: "I am going to defend this belt with every breathe I have. Yeah, I am hurt and the everyone here wants this. But, you got to go through me."

ATTENDANCE : 10,850

MONIES: 434,000