Monday, January 1, 2024

BLOOD, SWEAT, AND FEARS WRESTLING FEDERATION CARD 2024-008 MAIN EVENT "BROKEN RESOLUTIONS"


2024-008
1.1.2024


"BROKEN RESOLUTIONS"

CARNIVAL CARNAGE WITH AFR STEVE

Match #1 AFR Steve/Kurt Engel v. Creeper Tod Crawley/ Doctor Terminal 
CAGE MATCH
    Referee issues warning to AFR Steve for hitting Doctor Terminal with a "Coke" over Terminal's right cheek. Kurt Engel is tagged early and keeps Terminal from tagging his partner Creeper Tod. The fans kept shouting "Engel, Engel, Engel" as he plummets Doctor Terminal with DDT and then pins Terminal.
    Danny Divito makes comment about Creeper Tod Crawley and Doctor Terminal and this upsets them both. Tod grabs the microphone and tells Divito, "Keep your mouth shut and stick to comedy. You want a piece of me come into the ring." Danny Divito declines. 
    AFR Steve/Kurt Engel are declared the winners.

Match #2 Jimmy Rippy v Mister Henderson. This match came about in Card 2023-001 when Rippy challenged Henderson to a grudge match.
OBJECT MATCH:CHAIN
    A chain hangs in the air in the center of the ring. Both wrestlers look at it and smile. Mr. Henderson gets on the top rope and lunges for the chain. Rippy tries to grab his leg in mid-air and misses and falls to the mat. Henderson takes the chain and hits Jimmy across the chest as he curls up into a ball as he gets hit. Mr. Henderson uses "Code66" Neck Finisher for the win. Mr. Henderson tells Jimmy, "He sucks and that was another easy win against him. Rippy you should think of finding another job than wrestling."
    Mister Henderson is declared the winner.

Match #3 Vertigo v Unbreakable
WOMEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
    All Meat Patty who was sitting ring side stops Lissome from hitting Wet Blanket before the match started. The referee stops the nonsense and the match begins.
    Wet Blanket kicked out of two pin attempts from Ann Banningham. Wet Blanket reverses and tries to use finisher on Ann Bannigham. Wet Blanket tags Sally "The Rally" Nation and she pins Ann Banningham. After the match, Banningham ridicules Sally by saying, "You got lucky this time." She goes and pulls Sally's hair and brawl starts in the ring with all members of the team. All Meat Patty separates the parties.
    Vertigo receives the BSF Women's Tag Team Belt.  Sally tells the fans, "This is for all the fans who support us." She raises the belt with Wet Blanket. Wet Blanket takes her "Wet Blanket" and snaps it in the air a few times soaking sprinkling the crowd in the first few rows.
    Vertigo is declared the BSF Women's Tag Team Champions.

Match #4 Liv Vivacious v Joanie Nakamura
WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
    This match goes back-and-forth as both wrestlers try to get an advantage. Vivacious goes for her finisher, however Joanie kicks out of it. Joanie then uses her finisher and Liv Vivacious does a reversal and uses "High Life" Stalling Piledriver for the win.
    Liv Vivacious receives the BSF Women's Belt.
    Liv addresses the fans, "I thank everyone for supporting me. I give special thanks to my parents who have always supported me in my career. Even though I am tired from the match with Joanie Nakamura, who is a great competitor, I will be in the Royal Rumble later tonight. A ring will look good on my hand." The fans stand and cheer.

Match #5 Vicious Velocity v Star Struck
MEN'S TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
    Mister Henderson and Force of Nature enter the ring to the sound of boos from the crowd. Grady from '80 and Colorful Romero come down the run way with a tall hooded figure accompanying them. Who can this person be. Grady and Colorful Romero were asked who this is and they would not answer the question. Both said in unison, "Let's get this match going."
    Darius Caesur does not like their caviler attitude and  Grady and Colorful Romero go to grab him and Mister Henderson and Force of Nature stop them and brawl breaks out. A fan throws a tied bag into the ring. Darius grabs it and leaves the ring.
    Colorful Romero was still upset with everything goes to try his finisher and Mr. Henderson kicks out. Darius throws the bag to Mr. Henderson who hits Romero all over his body drawing blood from his forehead. He goes to hit him again and the bag breaks and batteries fly across the ring. Colorful Romero gets distracted in seeing the batteries fly through the air and Mr. Henderson uses "Code 66" Neck Twist" finisher to defeat him.
    Vicious Velocity is declared the winners and receive the Men's Tag Team Belt. Both leave quickly as they chase after the losers to see who the masked figure is.

Carnival Carnage with AFR Steve:
    The General Manager is Steve's guest and it not really an interview as the GM takes over.
GM: "I am upset with the Howard Schorr and his behavior with the women's division. I have looked at the allegations and interviewed all the women and made a decision to ban Howard Schorr from all women matches except Main Events that I attend. This decision has not been made by just me, The Conglomerate, made the final decision after I brought all information to him. The Conglomerate also spoke with Howard Schorr about the allegations. Bree Bonnie will be the Women's Division Commissioner. She is taking time off from wrestling after just having a baby and looks forward to a interim one-year contract as commissioner."

Match #6 Women's Royal Rumble
Women's Royal Rumble Ring Match
    The match winded down quickly as the faces of took over the Royal Rumble. Angelina San Miguel and Liv Vivacious were the last two wrestlers. Even though both are well-like by fans, the supporters for Liv out yelled Liv's name over Angelina.
    Again, Liv Vivacious used her finisher "High Life" Stalling Piledriver to defeat Angelina San Miguel.
    Liv receives the Women's Royal Rumble Ring. She holds the Woman's Title Belt high above her head with one hand as Emerson Schorr escorts her out of the ring.

Match #7 Men's Royal Rumble
Men's Royal Rumble Ring Match
Head Trip and Dokie Duster Oakey got the fans off their seats. They kept going back and forth in a close match until Head Trip pins Oakey. The action kept up as The Predicament and Grady from '80 went at it. Grady uses a "sleeper hold" and pins The Predicament. Bruno Biltwell and Jason Dedmond get the crowd going again as Jason Body Slams Biltwell. The sound of Bruno hitting the match was heard over the noise of the crowd. The remaining wrestler were all in the ring battling one another. Biltwell gets a hold of Jason and pins him.
    Grady from '80 and Bruno Biltwell are the only two left in the ring. Bruno get after Grady and uses a Cheap Knee Shot on Grady and then pins him for the win.
    Bruno Biltwell is declared the winner.

THE MAIN EVENT

     Emerson Schorr enters the rings and announces the Main Event of Bolt Bickford v. Jason Dedmond. The bell sounds...
    Bolt was leading the match and throw Dedmond out-of-the-ring and smashes him into the concrete, once, twice, three times and then hits him with a chair. He picks up Dedmond and bashes him into the barricade. 
    It seemed like Jason Dedmond mind was not on the match and Bickford intensity. Bolt uses a "Turn Buckle Smash" and tries to pin Dedmond. Dedmond kicks out.
    Bickford uses "Coastal Carolina Tidal Wave" 1..2.. Dedmond kicks out and tries to start up an attack. Bickford grabbed Jason and tried his finisher again and finishes him off.
    Bolt Bickford is declared the BSF Heavy Weigh Champion and receives the belt from Howard Schorr.
    Bolt address the crowd, I was focused and wanted this." Holds up the belt. "I wanted to show my worth to the BSF. Dedmond put on a great showing, but I believe I shocked him with my intensity.
    Commission Schorr raises Bickford arm with the belt high in the air and says, "I knew you would win, Bolt. Your the face of the BSF." The crowd cheers.

    Jason Dedmond Interview: Blood was running from Jason's head where he was smashed in the concrete. "What was the ref doing. Couldn't he see I was getting my head smashed into the concrete floor. I degree that I will get the belt from Bolt the next time I face him."
    "Excuse me. Jason you need a good women on your side to be the face of the BSF. I will guarantee to get you ready for the challenge and you will be ready to be contender to win that belt."
    Jason looks at this petite women and see her smiling. Her eyes are fixed on him and he falls instantly falls in love with this women and agrees to her being his manager. What the hell, just happened.

Keith @ PLAAY catches hold of Howard and Emerson Schorr before they leave the Square Circle.

KEITH: "Howard any comment on the General Manager and Conglomerate's decision tonight?"

HOWARD: "MMMMM. I know Bree Bonnie and her sister. Bree is not the smart one and she will ruin the Women's Division. My son, Emerson, should of taken over and not her. I do not agree with the decision the upper management made and said so in our meeting. I am not happy with the decision and no one told me this was going to happen. It was a big surprise."

KEITH: "Your saying this was not discussed with you."

HOWARD: "Can't you hear boy! Read my lips, NO!"

KEITH: "You know your action have been seen by all. The fans even saw it on TV. Your actions were not professional."

EMERSON: "Keith, who signs your pay check."

KEITH: "You do I think."

EMERSON: "Keep that in mind. (Emerson pushes Keith and Keith almost falls to the ground, but Kurt Engel grabs him before he falls to the floor.)

Kurt grabs Emerson by the back of the neck and lifts him up. Emerson is shocked and his eyes are bulging from the sockets. Kurt twist him around so Emerson could face him.

KURT: "Emerson Schorr you little $@*%. Let see how big of a man you are in the Square Circle. I challenge you to a Cage Match at the next Main Event in four weeks at "BSG ST VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE." If I win, you and Howard will give me a contract. I lose, I will officially retire from wrestling."

EMERSON: "I...."

HOWARD: "He accepts."

Kurt lets go of Emerson neck and the Schorr's leave the building.

KEITH: "I think you made Emerson wet himself."

KURT: "No comment."

AFR STEVE: Have a Happy New Years and thank you for supporting Carnival Carnage.

In the limo Howard speaks to Emerson.

HOWARD: "Win or lose that has-been will get no contract. Will need to speak with Shrink, Inc. and devise a plan that Kurt never wrestles again."



 

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