Carnival Carnage Report

       2023-002

BLOOD, SWEAT, AND FEARS WRESTLING FEDERATION

Welcome to another edition of the Carnival Carnage Report by AFR Steve.

Card 002 action started with Bolt Bickford d. Dokie Dust Oakley with his "Coastal Carolina Tidal Wave" Body Press. Planet Caffey was not happy with comments about Bickford's tactics that were made after the match.

The Head Trip faced The Predicament in the next match. The Predicament used his "Early Retirement" Ring Rope finisher to d. Head Trip. Jason Dedmond was watching the match and liked what he saw from The Predicament and became The Predicament's ally in BSF.

Planet Caffey threw Judge Joe Ridge out of the ring and grabbed a lead pipe from under the ring and hit Judge Joe over his left shoulder. Judge Joe could not recover and Planet Caffey wins on count out.

Jason Dedmond was stirring up the crowd and seemed over confident before the match against Binghun Yee. Dedmond pins Yee after a failed attempt of his finisher move.

I had a interview with semi-retired Kurt Engel who was a former Olympic Gold Medalist in wrestling. Kurt spoke about coming back to wrestling. Creeper Tod Crawley interrupted the interview saying Kurt is a has-been and should not return. Crawley issued a tag team challenge to Kurt and myself to face him and Dr. Terminal. Before I could say anything, Kurt accepted the challenge.

Darius Caesar faced Mister Henderson in the next match.  The match was going back-and-forth until Force of Nature came into the ring and helped Mister Henderson soften up Darius as Henderson used his finisher, "Code 66" Neck Twist on Darius Caesar.

The Main Event was Grady from '80 against Beard-O. Beard-O interrupted Grady's entrance by taking over the PA system. This upset Grady and he took it to Beard-O and missed on his finisher. Beard-O took advantage of the miss and used his finisher "History Repeats Itself" Double Elbow Drop to defeat Grady. TMI, Beard-O's valet, hugged Beard-O after the match, however Beard-O shrugged her off. Grady watched this as he was beside himself for letting Beard-O win the match and move on in the tournament.