THE CARNIVAL CARNAGE REPORT with AFR STEVE

    2023-003

NOT READY FOR PRIME TIME

AFR Steve here for another BSF Wrestling Federation Report. I and Kurt Engel were not ready for our match with Creeper Tod Crawley and Dr. Terminal as we had only a week of practice and conditioning. Before the match, Commissioner Howard Schorr came into the ring and warned Crawley and Terminal to stop bringing the fans to a frenzy.

Crawley stuns the crowd as he pins Kurt Engel and we lost the match. Afterwards, in the post match interview, Bolt Bickford had words to say about Crawley which stirred up Crawley. Crawley grabbed the microphone and challenged Bolt to a cage match in the their match tonight and challenged Kurt Engel and I to a cage match at "Broken Resolutions" on January 1, 2024. I accepted the challenge.

Bolt Bickford d. Creeper Crawley in fast fashion with a pin within three minutes of the match. During the interview session Bolt said he was ready for Mr. Henderson in his next scheduled match. Creeper Tod Crawley spoke to Keith @ PLAAY after the match and said he was part of Shrink, Inc with Doctor Terminal, The Mind Reader, and Seventh Sense as they entered the ring for The Mind Reader's match against Outlaw Rowdy.

Bad News Barrie stopped The Mind Reader from taking a cheap shot at Outlaw Rowdy during the match. The Seventh Sense added to the Shrink, Inc tactics as he kept doing embarrassing things to Bad News Barrie upsetting him. Barrie was sick of the tactics and left the ring telling the Schorr's to tighten up the BSF and this antics. The referee counted Barrie out and The Mind Reader won.

Celebrity Lady Gaga was in the house and insulted the Force of Nature before the match.  This action got Force of Nature to pin The Predicament in fast fashion.

Count Hammeril Von Fluke made his entrance to taunting fans as he taunted them back with his hand gestures. The Count used his finisher on Planet Caffey the "Count's Claw" Iron Claw.  Bruno Biltwell was ring side and he told the Count, "Get ready for Bruno the Barber Biltwell as I going to shave that silly mustache off of you when I get the chance to face you."

During my interview with Chuck Splatter, Splatter challenges Bruno Biltwell to object match right now. Chuck must of been mad about the comments made by Biltwell earlier as he throws Biltwell out of the ring and used his finisher "Clean-up on Aisle 7" for the win.

Beard-O d. Hector Puleo in a back-and-forth match. A fan was squashed as Puleo threw Beard-O out of the ring and into the stands. Tessa Meyers-Ingalls, TMI, did not like the move and hits Hector Puleo over the head with a microscope she had ring side. That gave Beard-O to do his finishing move "History Repeats Itself" Double Elbow Drop on Puleo for the win. Professor Corey Schellenberger (Beard-O) leaves the ring in a hurry with TMI following him closely.

The Main Event was The Seventh Sense versus Jason Dedmond. The Mind Reader and The Seventh Sense attack Jason before the match. Hector Puleo was not happy with their actions and waited until the match started to toss The Seventh Sense out of the ring when the referee was distracted by Dr. Terminal outbursts ring side. The Seventh Sense did not return in time and the referee counted him out. Emerson Schorr was displeased about the actions of Jason Dedmond and Hector Puleo and questions their toughness and heart. Jason and Hector got in a yelling and shoving match with the President. Security came in and stopped the two parties.

This is The Carnival Carnage Report. AFR Steve signing out.