THE CARNIVAL CARNAGE REPORT with AFR STEVE

 2023-005

"BROKEN RESOLUTION" 

IS COMING JANUARY 1, 2O24

This is AFR Steve and welcome to another segment of The Carnival Carnage Report. My colleague, Keith @ PLAAY got the scoop from the Schorr's about "Broken Resolution."

Keith: "The Schorr's announced their will be a men's and women's Royal Rumble match at the event. Their will be two under card events with one featuring my  partner AFR Steve. The big news is that the rest of the events will be to title belt matches for The Heavyweight Title and Tag Team Title in both the men's and women's divisions. There will be cage, object, and grudge matches at this first big event. The General Manager will be speaking before the event starts with some news on a project The General Manager and the Schorr's have been working on."

In the first match, Sally "The Rally" Nation was defeated by Liv Vivacious as Liv dragged Sally into the concession stands to use her finisher "High Life" Stalling Piledriver.

Commissioner  Schorr interviewed Angelica San Miguel as Laurence Davis heard unwanted comments being made by the Commish. Angelica tells Schorr, "Shut your mouth" as Schorr leaves the ring. Jeanette Atlas throws Angelica San Miguel out of the ring into her valet/wannabe boyfriend Laurence Davis. Angelica could not make it back into the ring in time and was counted out by the referee.

Bolt Bickford d. Chuck Splatter quickly as he threw Splatter out of the ring. He takes a trash can cover and hits Splatter numerous times over the back and Splatter could not recover. The referee counts out Splatter.

The tag team of Pain for Fame faced off against the team called Vicious Velocity. Again, Schorr is speaking with the wrestlers and tells Pain for Fame to have a great match. Vicious Velocity look on in disgust. Darius Caesar of Pain for Fame gets injured during the match and Count Hammeril von Fluke has to continue on his own. Mister Henderson of Vicious Velocity tags Force of Nature and Nature uses his specialty move "Down to Earth" Lifting Mat Slam to bring on his finisher "Natural Disaster" Torture Rack to defeat Pain for Fame.

Chuck Splatter and Beard-O team up to meet the team of Star Struck. Colorful Romero of Star Struck uses his finisher "Jaw Jacker" Belly-to-Belly Piledriver w/Oaths to defeat Beard-O.

Big Bang (Bolt Bickford and Planet Caffey) entered the ring to face The Unknowns (The Seventh Sense and The Mind Reader). Big Bang took over the match and The Unknowns were in a daze and did not know what hit them. Planet Caffey d. Mind Reader with his finisher of "Atmospheric Pressure" a Elevated Hammerlock.

The Main Event was Jason Dedmond against Count Hammeril Von Fluker. During the event the referee was knocked out and no referee took over. Jason pins the Count in fast fashion. Jason takes the TV camera and shows Fluker flaying about on the match as the crowd applauds. The referee wakes ups and announces Dedmond the winner of the match.

At the Carnival Carnage interview I interviewed Jason Dedmond and Bolt Bickford and congratulated them on their upcoming title bout at "Broken Resolutions."

This is AFR Steve and Keith @ PLAAY signing off.